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HARDWARES

BARREN WOMB/REMOTE

Split EP

(The Perfect Hoax)

Reviewed by : Greg Pratt
Rating : 7.0

Oh, for Christ's sake. Hear my cautionary tale, longhairs. I recently reviewed the latest from Norwegian thrashers BLOOD TSUNAMI and poked fun at a song called 'Krokodil', without bothering to look up what that might mean. Assumed it was a crocodile reference filtered through some bad translating. Now, upon getting this split EP, I see that same word in a song title from noise rock/punk grinding duo BARREN WOMB, also from Norway. So I do a Google image search to find out what a krokodil is. I'm serious when I say this: DO NOT DO THIS. Am I that sheltered? I had no idea. This is happening? I'm depressed and anxious now, which is fitting for Barren Womb's freak-out songs here, which fly past pretty fast and furious and not too metallic at all, but still abrasive and kinda cool. Then French doomsters REMOTE pound out a eight-and-a-half-minute sludge ode to the endtime, which I'm sitting here on my couch thinking it is after the aforementioned Google search (krokodil: a drug that makes the user's skin dissolve or something, oh man, resist the urge to look... I've been traumatized for a halfway decent split, totally not worth it).



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