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Wolvesblood
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Joined: 10 Jul 2002, 01:39
Posts: 1998
Location: The Dictatorship of Wolvesblood (formerly a section of Oakville)
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infernalmachine wrote: lupinous sanguine: move to japan? ew, the chicks there are all short and cute and stuff! 
*buys airplane ticket when no one is looking*
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Wolvesblood
Metal Guru
Joined: 10 Jul 2002, 01:39
Posts: 1998
Location: The Dictatorship of Wolvesblood (formerly a section of Oakville)
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Fatal if swallowed wrote: lupinous sanguine: MY NAME IS LOOPY, DAMMIT!!  
Heheheheh!!!!... and of course that gives me an idea for one for you....
Fatal if Swallowed (talking to someone at a show) : No, you're saying it wrong, it's pronounced Loo-pI-Nuss-San-Gwin!
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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zambonin wrote: this is my favorite one by far!  
Megafucker - Can I borrow a hammer?
Disco Volante - Uh, I'm not sure I can lift that by myself, could you gimme a hand?
Zambonin - Radio is obsolete, get over it!
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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zambonin
Metal Guru
Joined: 15 Oct 2005, 20:18
Posts: 8329
Location: Ottawa
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Satanic Miss wrote: zambonin wrote: this is my favorite one by far! Megafucker - Can I borrow a hammer? Disco Volante - Uh, I'm not sure I can lift that by myself, could you gimme a hand? Zambonin - Radio is obsolete, get over it! 
MPB: I've never heard about that band...
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IcedNeonFlames
Metal Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 19:36
Posts: 22092
Location: Montreal
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zombieattack: The husband is in control
infernal machine: Organic chemistry is fun!
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Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire
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Fatal if swallowed
Metal Illuminati
Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 18:08
Posts: 84591
Location: Bouncing off the stairs in the Querion Subsector
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Satanic Miss: Kodiaks and a lumber jacket..? Eeeeewwwww!!
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skûrj wrote: gnarly piece of snatch
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Numen Wraith.
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Joined: 24 Jun 2003, 22:44
Posts: 73084
Location: Beyond the Fields We Know
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Deke' wrote: Numen: 'Norma Jean? VASTLY underrated' Well, if there's one thing you'll always remember about me, it's going to have to be a post I didn't even remember making. :lol
Deke: Socks, and sex? Together? Odd.
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 Kerrie wrote: but it's one of the most gratifying feelings because they are so damn fast
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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Fatal if swallowed wrote: Satanic Miss: Kodiaks and a lumber jacket..? Eeeeewwwww!! 
Fatal if swallowed - I love my Kawasaki.
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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Tyrannorabbit wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: Tyrannorabbit wrote: Satanic Miss, having been asked a sex- or health-related question: I have no idea.  Tyrannorabbit - Redheaded girls creep me right out. Ew.
No one girl changed my mind, I just realized how fucking dumb I was!  It totally cracked me up when you posted a whack of redheads in the old Hot Chicks thread and then folks started quoting South Park's gingervitis show at you! One of those bizarrely memorable BB extended moments. 
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw
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Joined: 27 Aug 2005, 15:30
Posts: 4884
Location: Mississauga, ON. --- Brotherhood Of Eternal Sleep
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Marko - You are a woman and I hold you in equal regard and respect what you say.
MaidenHell - Who the fuck likes a band with a singer named Bruce......I mean, c'mon!
SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
DiscoVolante - Anyone who has a band tattoo is a cockbite.
Jotun - I think I'm gonna take a break from seeing concerts for a while, and take up pottery.
goblyne - Dang blastit! Big 'N' Tall is going out of buisness, whatever will I do?!
Exorcist - YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA?!? GET AWAY!! GET AWAY!!! *hisses*
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My Trust Is In WHISKEY In WEED And In SLAYER, Its GODDAMN ELECTRIC!
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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The New Cult King wrote: SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
(actually I was sleeping at 9pm tonight...but that was quite the aberration!)
The New Cult King - This new generation of Leafs? Fucking overrated. Bring back Berg, Domi and Belfour!
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw
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Joined: 27 Aug 2005, 15:30
Posts: 4884
Location: Mississauga, ON. --- Brotherhood Of Eternal Sleep
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Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
(actually I was sleeping at 9pm tonight...but that was quite the aberration!) The New Cult King - This new generation of Leafs? Fucking overrated. Bring back Berg, Domi and Belfour! Ok, a jokes a joke, but that's crossing the line! You take that back!
Farter - What, no I don't want your cock in my mouth, or for you to busty a nut on my chin, thank you very much.
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My Trust Is In WHISKEY In WEED And In SLAYER, Its GODDAMN ELECTRIC!
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Satanic Miss
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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The New Cult King wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
(actually I was sleeping at 9pm tonight...but that was quite the aberration!) The New Cult King - This new generation of Leafs? Fucking overrated. Bring back Berg, Domi and Belfour! Ok, a jokes a joke, but that's crossing the line! You take that back! dude, for what it's worth, I'd never say that either! 
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Rock 'N' Roll Outlaw
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Joined: 27 Aug 2005, 15:30
Posts: 4884
Location: Mississauga, ON. --- Brotherhood Of Eternal Sleep
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Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
(actually I was sleeping at 9pm tonight...but that was quite the aberration!) The New Cult King - This new generation of Leafs? Fucking overrated. Bring back Berg, Domi and Belfour! Ok, a jokes a joke, but that's crossing the line! You take that back! dude, for what it's worth, I'd never say that either! UNFORGIVABLE!!!
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My Trust Is In WHISKEY In WEED And In SLAYER, Its GODDAMN ELECTRIC!
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41771
Location: Toronto
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The New Cult King wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: The New Cult King wrote: SatanicMiss - Oh my! It's nearly 9PM, who in the right minds would still be up at this time?! Heavens tibetsy.
(actually I was sleeping at 9pm tonight...but that was quite the aberration!) The New Cult King - This new generation of Leafs? Fucking overrated. Bring back Berg, Domi and Belfour! Ok, a jokes a joke, but that's crossing the line! You take that back! dude, for what it's worth, I'd never say that either! UNFORGIVABLE!!! GO LEAFS GO!!
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Exorcist
Metal Guru
Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54668
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Platoon: "Independent metal radio and Ultralord are for guys who wear dresses and have flowers in their hair"
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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Glamgirl777
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Joined: 07 Feb 2005, 05:28
Posts: 32415
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Megafucker wrote:
Glammer Girl - I love the snow
I'd love it if it stayed the fuck away 
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Dee Snider wrote: There's no lawn-chairs in Rock'N'Roll!!
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Exorcist
Metal Guru
Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54668
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Glammy:
Holidays
Twisted Sister
Knobs
Cars
Beers
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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Mute_Requiem
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Joined: 27 Sep 2006, 08:52
Posts: 1698
Location: London, Ont
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Deke' wrote:
Rute_Requiem: 'I totally agree with you, Hammie'
Spell my name right bitch!
anyway
Deke - Mute_Requiem
Officer 663 - If it is labelled as Death Metal, it must be Death Metal.
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robofist
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64435
Location: Toronto
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goblyne: Sure, I'd love to live across the street from a huge rehab centre!
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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METAL QUEEN
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2002, 17:19
Posts: 22051
Location: Somewhere in Hell
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Satanic Miss: "Steak?!?! No thanks, I'm a vegeterian!"
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Nosy little fucker, aren't you
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Glamgirl777
Metal Guru
Joined: 07 Feb 2005, 05:28
Posts: 32415
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Exorcist wrote: Glammy:
Holidays
Twisted Sister
Knobs
Cars
Beers 
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Dee Snider wrote: There's no lawn-chairs in Rock'N'Roll!!
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BEAST
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56
Posts: 23819
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Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!"
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Garth
Metal Guru
Joined: 28 Mar 2004, 15:20
Posts: 13703
Location: Toronto, Canada
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BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!" @ El Guapo & FireFarter!
Hehe, remember at Fistful Of Beaver at the Rancho Relaxo when we were singing that Manowar song then El Guapo smacked us and then threatened to smack both of us again if we do a Manoward sing-along again?
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NoneSoVile
Metal Guru
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:29
Posts: 17606
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 Garth wrote: BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!" @ El Guapo & FireFarter! Hehe, remember at Fistful Of Beaver at the Rancho Relaxo when we were singing that Manowar song then El Guapo smacked us and then threatened to smack both of us again if we do a Manoward sing-along again? Next time we see Kev we all have to join together for a rendition of Heart Of Steel. MAN-O-WARRIORS UNITE!!!
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