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IcedNeonFlames wrote:
Big Metal Dude: I like being a demonic scientist!



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13 Nov 2006, 11:38
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Numen Wraith - I like being nice to people

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I've heard of being pussy-whipped, but pocket-pussy whipped? That's the shit right there :lol:


13 Nov 2006, 12:59
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Marko - I'm inviting a shitload of gypsies over my house for dinner

Megafucker - I'll never wear a bullet belt as long as I live


Rob Urbinati - What's the big deal over THIN LIZZY?

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13 Nov 2006, 14:32
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Metal Dan - I've seen Iron Maiden play too many times
Zambonni - It's cheap to leave P.E.I.
Beast - I don't want any more cider
Inertia - I'm going to start promoting disco shows
Satanic Miss - I'm going to show up on time
Glammer Girl - I love the snow
ANP - I love bands that only have one orginal member in them
Cannibal Cam - Horror movies suck especially those b rated ones
Corrosive 69 - We made lots of money as a touring band
MPB - I have vinyl for sale


I could go on forever but don't have the time to type everyone in all night

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13 Nov 2006, 16:36
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maidenhell - i LOVE PORTUGUESE CHICKS! i'm gonna marry one!
the governor - i don't even HAVE a farfenshnuken, now go away so i can decorate my sitting room!

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13 Nov 2006, 16:48
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Disco Volante wrote:
Satanic Miss: Razor are a disgrace to Canadian Music


:abbath: :lol:

Disco Volante - Just take a damn cab already!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Infernalmachine: Fuxk yeah, 4:20....who's got pape's?

Inertia: I just traded my entire Maiden vinyl collection for a couple food stamps

BEAST: Women are no longer appealing to me, and I have been sober for a year now!

Glammy: TOO MUCH GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 Nov 2006, 16:59
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Satanic Miss - I'm going to show up on time


:lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:

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13 Nov 2006, 17:00
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Disco Volante wrote:
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Satanic Miss - I'm going to show up on time


:lol: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:


this is my favorite one by far!


13 Nov 2006, 17:09
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Disco Volante: What am I, made of money? Get your own beer!

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Darth Ballz: 'Mastodon RULES!!'

Robofist: 'Man, these pants are too tight'

Numen: 'Norma Jean? VASTLY underrated'

Protag': 'I'm not really in the mood to haul this week'

Dodens Grav: 'Why argue about it?'

Officer 663: 'You're right, i'm wrong, sorry about that'

Rute_Requiem: 'I totally agree with you, Hammie'


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Zambonin- Actually I think I'll sleep here on Queen Street in the alley after the Fear Factory show.

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13 Nov 2006, 17:20
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I'm sure I've said that, but only in cases where they were too small to fit my waist.

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13 Nov 2006, 17:20
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piece by piece: "I sent my kid off to military school, it's about time the little punk got a haircut and straightened up!"

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Absu should feed him to a goat.

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13 Nov 2006, 17:21
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Disco Volante: What am I, made of money? Get your own beer!

:beer:


:lol: :cry: :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:

Robofist: That Skurj chick....what a fuckin oinker eh?

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13 Nov 2006, 17:21
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Numen- "can someone please send me a giant picture of a bunchie"

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13 Nov 2006, 17:22
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maidenhell - i LOVE PORTUGUESE CHICKS! i'm gonna marry one!


Kev has something against Portuguese chicks? I love Portuguese chicks!

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Satanic Miss wrote:
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Satanic Miss, having been asked a sex- or health-related question: I have no idea.


:oops: :roll: :party:

Tyrannorabbit - Redheaded girls creep me right out. Ew.


While it's true that I would never say that (again), up until maybe ten or so years ago I was totally saying that.

No one girl changed my mind, I just realized how fucking dumb I was! :abbath:

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13 Nov 2006, 20:15
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piecebypiece - Vixen? Not my type

Trogdor, me too man! One of my best friends is a smokin' hot portugese chicky. That woman has attitude to spare, she rules :lol:

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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Exorcist-"I have decided not to attend the Slayer show due to my new found faith in Hari Krishna."*go's off dancing into the streets*

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Exorcist-"I have decided not to attend the Slayer show due to my new found faith in Hari Krishna."*go's off dancing into the streets*


:spit:

NoneSoVile: I'm cutting my hair, giving up pot, and joining a country band

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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Trogdor, me too man! One of my best friends is a smokin' hot portugese chicky. That woman has attitude to spare, she rules :lol:


yeah, portuguese people have attitude, all right.


and hey, who said i was anti-pot? i'm not anti-pot, i'd just rather spend my money on a 40 of jack daniels, coz it makes me feel on top of the world instead of ... thinky.

thinking SUCKS.



lupinous sanguine: move to japan? ew, the chicks there are all short and cute and stuff!

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BEAST- "I really wish I had never met those guys from Overkill and had them take me to thier show, and have them give a shout out to me in the crowd. that sucked hard"

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lupinous sanguine: MY NAME IS LOOPY, DAMMIT!! :mad:

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FIS- This band shirt is way too big for me!

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Allatu, what does SG stand for?

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