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John Schaffer Wannabe
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Joined: 26 May 2002, 19:29
Posts: 32990
Location: What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
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Quote: Tyrannorabbit wrote:
Of course theft is wrong, but so far as a fist-pumping stick-it-to-the-church moment goes, this is down there with jaywalking for Satan and circling the word "cock" in the Bible.
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Syrinx
Metal Guru
Joined: 27 Aug 2004, 21:49
Posts: 17466
Location: Peterborough, ON
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infernalmachine wrote: syrinx: i condition. Wha?? I don't get this one.  zambonin wrote: Syrinx - i love jesus and the pope, see you guys at mass soon BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FretsOfDeath wrote: Syrinx- "I think I'll wear socks with sandals today" Hahahaha....also a good one.
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President Bagel wrote: Nutella is fucking magic in a box. Spread that shit on anything. Bread, pussy, it don't matter. It's chocolate and has vitamins in it.
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Syrinx
Metal Guru
Joined: 27 Aug 2004, 21:49
Posts: 17466
Location: Peterborough, ON
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robofist: "I'm not going to that bar if there are any black people there"
tattooedsean777: "I have never been to Norway, nor do I have any interest in going there or mentioning it repeatedly"
SCHIZOID: "When Varg gets out of prison, I hope he does a project with Fred Durst!"
Bruni: "What is this garbage!? It sounds like it was recorded in a tin can!"
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President Bagel wrote: Nutella is fucking magic in a box. Spread that shit on anything. Bread, pussy, it don't matter. It's chocolate and has vitamins in it.
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| 10 Nov 2006, 09:18 |
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NoneSoVile
Metal Guru
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:29
Posts: 17606
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Syrinx wrote: infernalmachine wrote: syrinx: i condition. Wha?? I don't get this one. Bald joke.
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| 10 Nov 2006, 09:48 |
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Cromlech
Metal Guru
Joined: 26 Sep 2004, 20:25
Posts: 6258
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infernalmachine: You're right Cromlech, Bloodbath is fucking terrible
Exorcist: ministry suck cock
Sins of Mankind: Sometimes when I'm drunk I like to get naked and sit on a pilon.
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Syrinx
Metal Guru
Joined: 27 Aug 2004, 21:49
Posts: 17466
Location: Peterborough, ON
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NoneSoVile wrote: Bald joke. Ohhhhh gotcha.
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President Bagel wrote: Nutella is fucking magic in a box. Spread that shit on anything. Bread, pussy, it don't matter. It's chocolate and has vitamins in it.
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\m/.Mike.\m/
Metal Guru
Joined: 21 Feb 2005, 11:24
Posts: 16001
Location: The Jax
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Garth: Iron Maiden is the best band of all time
Cromlech: I love emo
Piece By Piece: That song Piece By Piece by Slayer sucks
Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt
Exorcist: Moosehead is for pussies
Lord Shatanas Whorebanger: I love cops
Trogdor: Go habs go!!
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METAL QUEEN
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2002, 17:19
Posts: 22030
Location: Somewhere in Hell
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Satanic Miss wrote: METAL QUEEN wrote: Satanic Miss: "Just call me Barb!"
  Metal Queen: Fuck man, I dunno if I can finish this beer. 
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http://www.myspace.com/mq666
Nosy little fucker, aren't you
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| 10 Nov 2006, 10:04 |
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\m/.Mike.\m/
Metal Guru
Joined: 21 Feb 2005, 11:24
Posts: 16001
Location: The Jax
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Dodsfall: I never listened to Black Metal in my life
BEAST: Booze + Metal + Chicks = Horrible night
Reanimated: Labatt 50 is a horrible beer
Vixen: I have no tattoos
Burnt At The Stake: Sunn O))) are too loud
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Satanic Miss
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
Posts: 41725
Location: Toronto
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METAL QUEEN wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: METAL QUEEN wrote: Satanic Miss: "Just call me Barb!"
Metal Queen: Fuck man, I dunno if I can finish this beer.  
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Cromlech
Metal Guru
Joined: 26 Sep 2004, 20:25
Posts: 6258
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Burnt at the Stake - Bolt Thrower are for pussies
Lore Gore - I'd rather go to a gay parade than drink beer and listen to gore metal
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robofist
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64279
Location: Toronto
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Andrea: "I've sent you plenty of mp3's of bands from Vancouver already, are you sure you want another?"
skurj: "I love this skull tattoo I got, I saw it on the wall of the tattoo place and I just had to have it right then and there!"
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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robofist
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64279
Location: Toronto
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Syrinx wrote: robofist: "I'm not going to that bar if there are any black people there" I probably would say that, but I'd crack up immediately after.
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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Glamgirl777
Metal Guru
Joined: 07 Feb 2005, 05:28
Posts: 32415
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Sins Of Mankind wrote: Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt
That would never come over my lipz
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~Rock'N'Roll Junkie~
 
Dee Snider wrote: There's no lawn-chairs in Rock'N'Roll!!
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\m/.Mike.\m/
Metal Guru
Joined: 21 Feb 2005, 11:24
Posts: 16001
Location: The Jax
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Glamgirl777 wrote: Sins Of Mankind wrote: Glamgirl: Danzig is an ugly old cunt
That would never come over my lipz Thought so 
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TheTrooper
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Joined: 05 Sep 2002, 20:15
Posts: 17772
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Venom - I am all done eating spicy foods forever. They give me this crazy shits and my wife won't pump me.
Mosh - I am going to post a list of my all time favorite Top 10 movies.
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skûrj
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Joined: 06 Mar 2006, 00:36
Posts: 20386
Location: Rip City
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robofist: i hate curry.. and vintersorg is alright for some but not for me!
iron_thunder: who are the pet shop boys?
syrinx: i hate breasts, please, dont show me yours!
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Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
Rook wrote: nothing about you is normal. it's all just awful.
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Trogdor
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Joined: 21 Mar 2004, 23:51
Posts: 7445
Location: Scarborough, Ontario
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Sins Of Mankind wrote: Trogdor: Go habs go!! I knew you were gonna get me back with that.
How about this?
Sins Of Mankind - Emos are cool!
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Syrinx
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004, 21:49
Posts: 17466
Location: Peterborough, ON
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skûrj wrote: syrinx: i hate breasts, please, dont show me yours! HAHA!!! Best one yet!
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President Bagel wrote: Nutella is fucking magic in a box. Spread that shit on anything. Bread, pussy, it don't matter. It's chocolate and has vitamins in it.
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robofist
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Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64279
Location: Toronto
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Claymore: There's nothing I like more than a good pair of trousers.
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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ARSEFACE.
Metal Guru
Joined: 20 Dec 2004, 18:27
Posts: 48115
Location: Attending a Knife Party
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Sins of Mankind: Ah, to be 17 again.
or: I love Seth Putnam, he was right about that guy from Nasum
BEAST: Oh dear, those guys are moshing. Ooh, they could get hurt.
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"History will remember this day [...] somewhat for the time Fatal found a giant landfill of titties and rolled around in it"
- T-Rab
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BEAST
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56
Posts: 23817
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Em wrote: Luthien wrote: FretsOfDeath wrote: Em- "fine BEAST, I'll have sex with you" BEAST - too late, I dont want you anymore, Em. at both of you. Yeah! We all know that one day Em will agree to have sex with me!
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BEAST
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56
Posts: 23817
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Imperator wrote: No one's come up with something I wouldn't say.  Imperator: It's got to be one or the other. You just can't have both.
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Imperator
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jan 2005, 15:23
Posts: 13989
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BEAST wrote: Imperator wrote: No one's come up with something I wouldn't say. Imperator: It's got to be one or the other. You just can't have both.
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Em
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Joined: 19 Feb 2006, 17:14
Posts: 5357
Location: Toronto
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robofist wrote: Andrea: "I've sent you plenty of mp3's of bands from Vancouver already, are you sure you want another?" LMAO! that might be the best thing on here. BEAST wrote: Em wrote: Luthien wrote: FretsOfDeath wrote: Em- "fine BEAST, I'll have sex with you" BEAST - too late, I dont want you anymore, Em. at both of you. Yeah! We all know that one day Em will agree to have sex with me! no way! according to this, you won't want me anymore! i am now too afraid of rejection! 
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