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NoneSoVile wrote:
Marko - O'Doyle Sucks!


Of course I'll never say that. But I will say ... O'Doyle swallows!

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MPB : "The CD's dead too?! Dammit now I have to sell all my vinyl!"

Rab: *anything in French*

JSW: No really guys, I wanna be JUST like John Schaffer!!!!

Maelgad: (at a concert) "both the guitarists are PERFECTLY in tune!"

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Fatal Portrait - "Manilla who..?"

MPB - "Sorry, I keep that private."

INERTIA - "This board needs more racists!"

TheTrooper - "I didn't want to bump that stupid old thread."

ecwfan666 - "What's up, my Metal brothers? I've just been touring with Razor!"

Tyrannorabbit/RealDeadOne - "Sorry, but Star Wars was just stupid."

Chaotic Tate - "Like, that album was fuckin' smokin' duder!"

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:cry: :cry: :cry:

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08 Nov 2006, 21:59
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Required Fields: I hate thrash metal.
Exorcist: I don't like pussy.
Rob U.: The Leafs fucking suck!


08 Nov 2006, 22:01
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Ewquired feilds- im engaged to a model

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08 Nov 2006, 22:06
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blackwater wrote:
Rab: *anything in French*

Maelgad: (at a concert) "both the guitarists are PERFECTLY in tune!"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumb: i would kill to see them actually say that

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Guzwar ~ but have you considered HER point of view? She has feelings too.

Tattooedsean777 ~ you're going to regret having that on your flesh for the rest of your life.

Kid Rock's Penis ~ it was a very sedate night at the trailer and not a drop of alcohol was consumed.

Torture667 ~ obviously, Osama destroyed the towers!


08 Nov 2006, 23:41
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Torture667 ~ obviously, Osama destroyed the towers!



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


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Moshdrum: The new Nevermore album is fucking amazing! Warrel Dane is singing GREAT!
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Exorcist: Leafs will win the Cup this year, just you wait.

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NoneSoVile - Ninja pit kids should be left alone in the mosh pit.
iron_thunder - Wearing a baseball cap on stage is cool!
Lord Gore - I'm back on the board full time! (You know I kid, Chris)
SKINEMLOW - Re-elect David Miller for mayor!

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Ryan Durkin wrote:
Obeast- im leaving the music business for ever!


well... it's not that I'd never SAY that... just who'd actually believe me. :lol:

goblyne wrote:
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I can SO stay quiet...

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Metal_King - You know. Tankard are really just a bunch of useless talentless drunken hacks. Fuck those clowns.

Venom: Me and Firefarter? We're best friends forever! BFF!!!!

Most of the board: Thrash sucks.

Kid Rock's Penis: Jackassery? Never heard of it. I'm off to listen to some Celine Dion.


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Guzwar: Wow guess what? I just walked up to that girl over there and asked her for her number.

Blackwater: Swano? Who the fuck is that?

Goblyne: Jack Bauer is such a pussy!

Rab: I think In Flames should open for Silverstein

MPB: Hmm...I don't like this _______ album at all.

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Marko: I hate Manowar.
Torture667: I'm changing the name of the Metal Bar to the Barbie Playhouse.

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This thread is GREAT. :cry: :roll:

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M_K or Venom- yeah, Tankard kinda suck.

BEAST- nah, I don't feel like partying. I think I'll just sit around at the next show and have no beer at all.

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iron_thunder wrote:

Torture667: I'm changing the name of the Metal Bar to the Barbie Playhouse.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Victoria- THIS JUST IN, Brrealis is going to participate in a bluegrass jamboree this friday

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rab- yes Ryan you can have my Blind Guardian DVD free of cost

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The Trooper-- "How exactly do I post a JPEG on this board?"


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goblyne wrote:


Piece by Piece: Jimmy is not actually my son at all



He's already admitted this one. And I must say....he's been handling it very well, that thing that happened between me and Jimmy's mother about 9-10 years ago.


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Ryan Durkin wrote:
Robofist- im thinking about getting a crew cut and hitting up american eagle today

:lol: :lol:
I have some AE jeans actually, they're kind of nice but getting worn out.

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