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Sleeping with socks on.

I am not the sort to ramble on about the glories of the single life but that is one of them, for sure.


i dont see why youd have to take em off one you're in a relationship.


Because sleeping in socks is just awful and he knows it even though for some reason he likes it. :?

I for one, cannot fucking stand sleeping in my socks. If i was sleeping in jeans, I'd still take my socks off.


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sleeping with socks on is for chumps. same with sleeping with the end of the bed sheets still tucked in.

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skûrj wrote:
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Sleeping with socks on.

I am not the sort to ramble on about the glories of the single life but that is one of them, for sure.


i dont see why youd have to take em off one you're in a relationship.


Because sleeping in socks is just awful and he knows it even though for some reason he likes it. :?

I for one, cannot fucking stand sleeping in my socks. If i was sleeping in jeans, I'd still take my socks off.

But my feet get cold! :(

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09 Oct 2013, 12:44
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Well, it's not nearly as ghey, or really at all ghey, for girls. Especially if they are dainty little socks. But you are probably talking about giant wool socks or something if your feet get that cold. :)


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my feelings are, if i'm in bed with a man, chances are i'm naked, or damn close to naked, or probably very easily coerced into nudity. If the dude is going to take issue with me wearing socks, he can sleep on the couch.

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Greg wanted to bang me in his gnarly new (to him) Value Village ankle boots last night :lol:
This sock convo made me think of that

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Well, it's not nearly as ghey, or really at all ghey, for girls.

Much like being naked except for a t-shirt. Women can get away with mix'n'match seminudity in all kinds of ways: bra/no panties, top/no bottom, socks & sweater, etc, but for dudes it's way more ridiculous. I have to follow a very strict hierarchy when disrobing or I feel like a complete fucking tool. I loathe to be seen naked from the ankles up and I make a point of not letting it happen.

The long & the short of it is, I'm celebrating how sleeping alone has allowed me to completely let go of my standards.
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All that has been said here is correct. Especially Robofist's words.

Also, who the fuck sleeps in socks? Who the fuck wears anything to bed?! I wear my boxers to bed. Thats all. Yes. Its sexy.
:nana: :)

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Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.

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Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.

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Your poor cock.

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He likes it rough. :)

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I'm happy to hear about Alice Munro wining the Nobel Peace Prize for literature.

WOOOOO !! An incredibly talented female, Canadian, writer is recognized for her work.

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it seems like no matter where i go, i always find the best people. I'm so lucky.

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robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.


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Silent Call wrote:
Big Metal Dude wrote:
robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.

yeah. nothing is manlier than cracked dry skin, and bleeding hands.

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skûrj wrote:
Silent Call wrote:
Big Metal Dude wrote:
robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.

yeah. nothing is manlier than cracked dry skin, and bleeding hands.


See! You get it.


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Silent Call wrote:
Big Metal Dude wrote:
robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.


I willingly listen to power metal on a extremely regular basis. You really think I'm worried about my image around here? :)

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Silent Call wrote:
Big Metal Dude wrote:
robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.


I willingly listen to power metal on a extremely regular basis. You really think I'm worried about my image around here? :)


I was only giving you the gears dude. :cheers:


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Silent Call wrote:
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Silent Call wrote:
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robofist wrote:
Um, I sleep in socks. I just said so. That's how this all started.

I don't know why, it's just ridiculously comfortable.


If it makes you feel any manlier, I get super dry hands this time of year, so I have to lotion up my hands before bed and then sleep with gloves on. Otherwise my skin dries up, cracks and bleeds all day long. Fun stuff.


That may be the gayest thing said in the history of this place. Good job sir, good job.


I willingly listen to power metal on a extremely regular basis. You really think I'm worried about my image around here? :)


I was only giving you the gears dude. :cheers:


Yeah, I know. Hence the :)

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this march:
after i get back from my annual 4 days in reno for the opening weekend of march madness, i fly out 10 hours later to spend 7 days on kuaui island. :beer:

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That moment when you're just a hair away from locking down a fantasy hockey trade that you've been working out with somebody for 48 hours. It all started over hypothetical questions with a buddy while we were smoking a couple of bowls at a BBQ on Friday, and now there is a concrete offer on the table. All Jimmy has to do is make sure that he wants to pull the trigger. It'll blow up both of our rosters, get rid of some serious weak points on both of our teams, and both of us risk having key players heavily rebound and play to their potential which would fuck over the other guy. I'll be pacing around until this fucking thing is locked down :lol:

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Raspberry-Apple pie. :drool: :drool:


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I met a person who might be able to supply ammo for my 308 at a reasonable price.


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Raspberry-Apple pie. :drool: :drool:


For two thanksgiving dinners this year, apple pie was supplied by my brother's mother-in-law.

I have to say, it was kinda shit. It basically tasted (textured) like a pie made with applesauce.

Her lemon meringue was pretty good, but apple - I know apple pie, I make a good goddamn apple pie, and this wasn't it.

I'm not one to complain about free pie, but...yeah.

Yeah.

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