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I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

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I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

:roll: my ex was all about that for a while a few months ago. youd think it;d get annoying but it just got funnier and funnier.

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zombieattak wrote:
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I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

:roll: my ex was all about that for a while a few months ago. youd think it;d get annoying but it just got funnier and funnier.

That's what I thought. I thought it would get old, but it just keeps getting better! I fucking lose my shit in the grocery store when I see huge bags of potatoes. "LATVIAN DREAM!!" and Greg just stares at me.

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That's what I thought. I thought it would get old, but it just keeps getting better! I fucking lose my shit in the grocery store when I see huge bags of potatoes. "LATVIAN DREAM!!" and Greg just stares at me.


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skûrj wrote:
zombieattak wrote:
r/Latvianjokes
I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

:roll: my ex was all about that for a while a few months ago. youd think it;d get annoying but it just got funnier and funnier.

That's what I thought. I thought it would get old, but it just keeps getting better!


Latvian joke: the new Sideshow Bob steppin' on all those rakes

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People complain about all star games all the time.

I like them because of moments like the one that just occurred.

Mariano Rivera comes out on the field to pitch it what is surely his last all star game, and both teams stay in the dugout while he receives a standing ovation from fans and players alike.

Brings a tear to your eye. That is why sports make me gay sometimes, and make me an immature child other times.


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zombieattak wrote:
skûrj wrote:
zombieattak wrote:
r/Latvianjokes
I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

:roll: my ex was all about that for a while a few months ago. youd think it;d get annoying but it just got funnier and funnier.

That's what I thought. I thought it would get old, but it just keeps getting better! I fucking lose my shit in the grocery store when I see huge bags of potatoes. "LATVIAN DREAM!!" and Greg just stares at me.

:roll: ooooh april i know exactly what you mean.

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skûrj wrote:
zombieattak wrote:
r/Latvianjokes
I can't help but reference them everywhere when potatoes are brought up. :lol:

:roll: my ex was all about that for a while a few months ago. youd think it;d get annoying but it just got funnier and funnier.

That's what I thought. I thought it would get old, but it just keeps getting better! I fucking lose my shit in the grocery store when I see huge bags of potatoes. "LATVIAN DREAM!!" and Greg just stares at me.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

they're not funny. except you read them. and they're fucking funny. and you can't possibly explain why it's funny, but it's fucking funny.

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people visiting this summer!!!

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I've got another photo job lined up for this weekend. :beer:

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People complain about all star games all the time.

I like them because of moments like the one that just occurred.

Mariano Rivera comes out on the field to pitch it what is surely his last all star game, and both teams stay in the dugout while he receives a standing ovation from fans and players alike.

Brings a tear to your eye. That is why sports make me gay sometimes, and make me an immature child other times.


My favorite part of last night was Cano gettin' one off the knee cap from Harvey. :m:

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Weekend is just two days away, and Friday will more than likely be finished early :beer:

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Blasphomet wrote:
People complain about all star games all the time.

I like them because of moments like the one that just occurred.

Mariano Rivera comes out on the field to pitch it what is surely his last all star game, and both teams stay in the dugout while he receives a standing ovation from fans and players alike.

Brings a tear to your eye. That is why sports make me gay sometimes, and make me an immature child other times.

Really classy move by everyone. Wish I wasn't at work and could have watched it.

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My coworker Trent is 62, and lives well. He is very active, eats very healthily, and most importantly keeps a smile on his and everyone's face. He's a positive and jovial guy and has a brilliant sense of humor, and he has no enemies. He has become my good friend.

A couple months ago his outer extremities started to bother him with tremors, numbness and cramps. Doctor visits led to a neurologist visit, and he had to wait a month for that. Calm, dry but always friendly and joking Trent was still those things, but this was eating him badly. ALS? Some fucking cancer? Each day since, I would see Trent working, then pull a hand away from his keyboard and wring his fist, or work his forearm wit that other hand, and grimace from the stress of it all.

Yesterday he visited the neurologist for tests. He was out all day. I walked into the office this morning wondering how to approach him with that question. I got to my desk and started chitchatting some bullshit with the guy in the next cubicle when Trent caught my eye across the way, with his goofy smile. "Well, it ain't gonna kill me," he said. I walked over and listened as he described the worst case scenario he got from the specialist the day before, something called "Benign fasciculation syndrome". Not entirely pleasant, but an excellent prognosis. The relief on the face of a man previously in a perpetual state of relief was so good to see.

Fuck...knowing this great guy can be merely annoyed, instead of wondering how fast he's heading downhill... As he said today "I'll be around for another day or 2".

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^^^ that's pretty awesome :cheers:

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I'm now over 55,000 posts. Time well spent :m:

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My boss isn't being an insufferable cunt this week.

I like this job a lot when that happens. :m:

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The chick at work we refer to as Shitter has done it again..
We all moved into a new building and her department ending up rooming with another department.
Not even a week in, she starts complaining about everyone, bossing around people she isn't the boss of and refusing to share equipment, and today they had to have a big meeting because both departments ended up breaking into a huge fight.


One of the dudes from the other department has been with the company for years, is adored and admired by everyone and is always kind and respectful to anyone he meets. The fact that he refused to work with her says a whole lot.
Finally maaaybe they are realizing that all those complaints I tried to file against her when i had to work directly with her weren't actually me being uncooperative and argumentative, but that she is actually a total cunt.

Or so I can only hope.

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umm, edit because it was stupid and now I feel bad for rejoicing about it....

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The company golf tournament is today. This is the first time in three years that I won't be playing, which is a drag but I'd rather save the money. The plus side is that in about three or four hours, it will be absolutely dead here. I fully expect to be on here a lot today :lol:

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people visiting this summer!!!

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Heading up north in a couple until Monday. Booze, the pot, cigarettes, cigars, bbq, boats, water, fishing, horseshoes... Can't wait to get the fuck out of the office. :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:


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people under 90 actually play horseshoes?

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horseshoes is trucks.

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Fuckin' right they do and are.

You should try sometime... 'shit is fun. :)


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