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In exactly 4 hours, I will be watching Iron Maiden live in Hamburg on the Maiden England tour! :m:

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19 Jun 2013, 09:58
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skûrj wrote:
so tonight i realized that the look in a guy's eyes, when he is talking to me and the conversation becomes awkward... is generally NOT him thinking "what the fuck is wrong with this girl?" and is actually way more often than not his own manifested confusion and/or insecurity. whew.



This is truth. Very often when I'm talking to someone (especially a cute girl that I'm meeting for the first few times) and things become a bit awkward it's mainly because I'm panicking in my head about what I'm doing.

2:38 onwards in this clip describes this perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umc7BFEhWz0


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The office prank war that's just about to escalate :lol:

We have an email address that sends emails out to every technician that works for us, as well as all of management. I check my email, and see this:

ALL,
DEREK WILL BE ON VACATION NEXT WEEK AND RYAN WILL BE COVERING ALL OF HIS DUTIES. DEREK UNDERSTANDS THAT RYAN WILL PROBABLY COMPLETE ALL OF HIS TASKS IN A MORE TIMELY MANNER AND THINGS WILL RUN MORE SMOOTHLY. I AM SENDING THIS AS A REMINDER NOT TO GET USE TO THIS AS DEREK WILL BE BACK TO HIS REGULAR DUTY THE FOLLOWING WEEK. HE DOES HOWEVER UNDERSTAND THAT IF THINGS WORK BETTER WHILE HE IS GONE HE WILL NEED TO PROVE TO US THAT HE CAN HANDLE HIS RESPONSIBILITIES ON HIS OWN WITHOUT THE ASSISTANCE OF RYAN. LETS ALL WORK TOGETHER TO ENSURE DEREK HAS A JOB TO COME BACK TO WHEN HE RETURNS.
THANKS
ANY QUESTIONS CONTACT RYAN OR MYSELF AND THIS MAY BE THE BEST WEEK OF THE YEAR.

It looked like it was sent to all of our techs, so naturally I had to reply with:

Nice guy! But yeah, I'm on vacation next week, so feel free to forward any phone calls, text messages, emails, and in person inquiries to Colin. Feel free to contact him at any hour - he's there to serve!

...which is when I immediately get a bounced message because I hit "reply to all". The fucking guy changed one letter in the all techs email address, so the only people who actually got it were he, myself, and one other guy in the office. Payback will be a bitch :lol:

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I like that I get to spend almost the whole week with my boyfriend next week. :bounce:


20 Jun 2013, 21:18
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rocking out to carnivore with HMB. we know all the words. we sing them loudly. it is much more fun than lots of other things. CAR PAAAARTY (even a brief one) tokick off this summer. Shall we make it a 2011 reprise?

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also tomorrow is pajama day at work. i KNEW i wouldnt regret buying those dinosaur onesies!

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Last shift before my holidays start! :nana:

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rocking out to carnivore


:m: :m:

Few bands are better to rock out to. :m:


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I've drank so much fucking coffee that I'm practically bouncing in my chair. I need my delivery guy to get here so I can do up my inventory and get the fuck outta here for a week :m:

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Hey, bros! It's Friday! :m:

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skûrj wrote:
rocking out to carnivore


:m: :m:

Few bands are better to rock out to. :m:

Truth

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Shall we make it a 2011 reprise?


Seems suicidal :lol:

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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote:
skûrj wrote:
Shall we make it a 2011 reprise?


Seems suicidal :lol:


well, we can tone it down a bit!

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Those hilarious sick thoughts that just worm their way into your brain and stay there until you get to unleash them on the world.

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Me and my best friend driving around in the early evening last night and we pull along aside two very hot looking teenage girls on bikes. Of course they're not wearing helmets but they are wearing short jean shorts and the first thing that pops into my head "Wow, talk about meals on wheels!"

I'm a sick, depraved man and I make no apologies for it! :beer:

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Week one of smoke-free down. It's not too bad, I guess. To be honest, after almost 22 years of smoking I thought it'd be a helluva lot harder than it actually is.

The cravings are still here, but they come and go and are becoming less frequent with each passing day.

It's the whole drinking-a-beer-and-feeling-like-something's-missing feeling that's a pain in the ass. :lol:


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Off to see the boyfriend tomorrow! :bounce:


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Ride-N'-Dine! :beer:


18 holes with a cart for $38 followed by a complimentary pound of wings and fries at a pretty nice golf course makes for a great Wednesday to break up what would have been 6 day work week! :beer: :beer:


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Ride-N'-Dine! :beer:


18 holes with a cart for $38 followed by a complimentary pound of wings and fries at a pretty nice golf course makes for a great Wednesday to break up what would have been 6 day work week! :beer: :beer:

whats it like shooting from the ladies tee?

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Blasphomet wrote:
Ride-N'-Dine! :beer:


18 holes with a cart for $38 followed by a complimentary pound of wings and fries at a pretty nice golf course makes for a great Wednesday to break up what would have been 6 day work week! :beer: :beer:

whats it like shooting from the ladies tee?


Never heard that one before.


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KMFDM are announcing their next round of tour dates on July 10th, and they've already confirmed that there will be a Toronto date. Mighty fuck. I'm not about to miss that show. It'll be a weird one to attend, but I can't possibly skip this one.

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Might be a chance to finally see them!! Oooooh!

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Ride-N'-Dine! :beer:


18 holes with a cart for $38 followed by a complimentary pound of wings and fries at a pretty nice golf course makes for a great Wednesday to break up what would have been 6 day work week! :beer: :beer:

Challenge: I'll give you three strokes and I'll play you left handed. If you win, I'll give you all my vinyl ( there's some motherfucking dingers in there). If I win, you will burn your battle vest and shotgun a 40oz. of St. Ides. Deal?

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Nah. I'm not good enough to risk that. :)

But I'd consider it if you flew out here.


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Blasphomet wrote:
Ride-N'-Dine! :beer:


18 holes with a cart for $38 followed by a complimentary pound of wings and fries at a pretty nice golf course makes for a great Wednesday to break up what would have been 6 day work week! :beer: :beer:

Challenge: I'll give you three strokes and I'll play you left handed. If you win, I'll give you all my vinyl ( there's some motherfucking dingers in there). If I win, you will burn your battle vest and shotgun a 40oz. of St. Ides. Deal?

he hasnt heard that one before.

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