It's Monday.

Fuck Boston Pizza and the pig slop they pass off as "food".

One day into the week, and I'm already chomping at the bit for Friday. What a clusterfuck of a day. I love the company that I work for, but the company that we contract out to couldn't organize a fucking sock drawer.

what is the differentiation between boston pizza and burger king


and i've never understood why boston pizza exists, only in canada, and is named for a place not at all known for pizza.

One is a fast food restaurant. The other is a casual dining establishment that serves liquor.

One specializes in burgers. The other specializes in dry, overcooked, overpriced, flavorless pizza.

One is spectacular. The other is shit.

someone was explainging this to me the other day. apparently boston pizza is named after a guy nicknamed "boston" who started the company, not for the place.

my favorite misnomer was a place called apache pizza in dublin ireland with chinese people working there.

Like how I've never seen an Asian working at a Panda Express? It's all Mexican workers there.

...and it's always Asians that run the Bourbon St. Grill at any mall foodcourt up here.

i hate the same thing ive been posting about in here for the last 5 years.

Yeah you've been posting a lot of things for the last 5 years.

Your shit.

Your ass.

Dicks.

Here's what I fucking hate...

When you walk into the bathroom at work and find that the guy before you spent at least 17 minutes vigorously scratching his gross disgusting ballsack as he sat on the can, thus blanketing the entire front half of the toilet and seat with enough fucking pubes and flaked sack skin to look like tornado wreckage when surveyed from a helicopter.

What....THE FUCK.

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There is a single-lane road I take to work every day, because it's honestly the quickest route by a few minutes. Usually, it goes just fine. Except when you get stuck behind some a-hole who decides they have to be leading the pack FIFTEEN MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!

specifically in the hate thread.

Why do people set their touchpads on their laptops to allow tapping ? MotherFUCK

That motherfucker should be fired immediately...or beaten with a club.

Can't stand working with people who hate silence. I'm not feeling very talkative today (honestly, there's no reason why), but I have a co-worker that hates it being quiet. She even asked me what's wrong and why am I being so quiet. I told her nothing was wrong and that I'm just trying to work. Now that I'm not talking, she's whistling and singing rather poorly to the songs on the radio.

...this is why I prefer working with men.

Not all women pull that obnoxious shit, but in my experience, it's not exactly rare. I have never seen a guy pull that crap in a work environment. At least when they're dicking off their responsibility, they're not distracting me. Sweet jesus.

there are guys who never, ever, fucking shut up. but they're mostly in retail.

It has been a while since I honestly and fully wished death upon someone. Its a cute exaggeration to demonstrate your disdain for another human being in most cases, and then there is this one.. There is a person whose jealousy, unwarranted self-worth, self-aggrandizing, controlling bullshit is infecting my life and my work of passion. Her obsessive, pathetic and totally disgusting behavior has reached a pinnacle in times of late and it is time for Satan's minions to rise from the earth and tear her miserable soul into pieces. Die, you fucking cunt. Take your family with you. They have made this world a considerably worse place.

I've been acting like a real jerk to some of you over the past few weeks. I've been blowing things out of proportion, acting defensively for little to no reason, and have made some very snide remarks.

I really don't know where else to post this, but I'm finding it impossible to sleep, and I needed to get this off my chest.

I just want you guys to know that I'm sorry for my recent poor behavior.