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whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

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:roll: :lol: :roll:

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Somebody had to say it before he starts chowing down on chocolates. But it's already like 9pm in Germany so I'm afraid I might be too late...

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Actually I was laughing at the Latvian jokes; I've been too fat in the past for me to get in on calling the likes of symphony21 fat. ;)

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He could learn a lesson from those.

Potato no have much calorie

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symphony21 wrote:
Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

Quoted by hot chick. Score!
Braveboard level up!
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Post Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
symphony21 wrote:
Solarfall wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

Quoted by hot chick. Score!
Braveboard level up!
:m:

Each pound you gain is not a level up.

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Numen Wraith. wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Solarfall wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

Quoted by hot chick. Score!
Braveboard level up!
:m:

Each pound you gain is not a level up.

In that case, I've dropped 2 BB levels in the last two weeks. :pissed:

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Post Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
symphony21 wrote:
Numen Wraith. wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Solarfall wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

Quoted by hot chick. Score!
Braveboard level up!
:m:

Each pound you gain is not a level up.

In that case, I've dropped 2 BB levels in the last two weeks. :pissed:

Bowel bombs?

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Post Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
Rook wrote:
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latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious

Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB!

Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!"

Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man.

"Where is husband?" cry wife.

Story not have end. Also, potato was rock.


What subreddit was this under? :lol: :cry: :lol:

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Post Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
Exorcist wrote:
Rook wrote:
Exorcist wrote:
Rook wrote:
latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious

Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB!

Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!"

Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man.

"Where is husband?" cry wife.

Story not have end. Also, potato was rock.


What subreddit was this under? :lol: :cry: :lol:

it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes

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Post Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
symphony21 wrote:
Solarfall wrote:
symphony21 wrote:
Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
:m:

whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.

Quoted by hot chick. Score!
Braveboard level up!
:m:

:roll: :roll:

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I just had a sandwich with 6 egg yolks. I only cracked 3 eggs. Am I going to die soon?


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I just had a sandwich with 6 egg yolks. I only cracked 3 eggs. Am I going to die soon?


Yes, but the two events are unrelated.

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it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to http://www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes

SUBSCRIBED! :lol: :cry:

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Rook wrote:
it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to http://www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes

SUBSCRIBED! :lol: :cry:



"Latvian man looking for potato. Find lottery ticket on street! He very happy. Ticket best meal in weeks."

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too big... but this is Lilly <333

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Rook wrote:
Exorcist wrote:
Rook wrote:
Exorcist wrote:
Rook wrote:
latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious

Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB!

Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!"

Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man.

"Where is husband?" cry wife.

Story not have end. Also, potato was rock.


What subreddit was this under? :lol: :cry: :lol:

it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to http://www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes



:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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What are one potato say to other potato

Premise ridiculous. No one have two potato
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Why do no one lock door at night in Latvia?

Because police beat you harder if they knock door down.


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you have door? Living Latvian Dream!

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Fuck these are amazing :lol: :lol: :lol:
And today is my reddit cakeday :m:

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Fuck these are amazing :lol: :lol: :lol:
And today is my reddit cakeday :m:

Shut it, Giggles McSquee.

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Deleted my Twitter account today after much deliberation, thus cutting my last link with my ex girlfriend and a lot of other friends in India. She is my friend on FB but we've both put each other on limited profile, so she's merely a formality and will soon be unfriended.

In the last few days, I've really been assessing a lot of friendships of mine. I unfriended more than 250 friends on Twitter in the last week. Random classmates from school and undergrad, random music dudes who added me only for the band or the label, both of which are defunct now etc. Still trimming a few more friends. This is the 2nd time in my life I've 'replaced' my friend circle and it seems a lot closer to my heart this time around. I feel sad but I guess some friendships just run its course.

My break with my ex has not been easy. We have a lot of mutual friends. Basically, friends of mine who became friends of hers and now seem to be more her friends than mine, haha. My ex routinely used Twitter to sly tweet out to me. I have a strong suspicion that one of my friends is hitting on her. I don't know what to think of that. But if they're happy together..........

In any case, tits, ass and beer for life. :m:

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I have a strong suspicion that one of my friends is hitting on her. I don't know what to think of that. But if they're happy together..........

In any case, tits, ass and beer for life. :m:


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