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The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
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Solarfall
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 Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up.  whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie.
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Tyrannorabbit
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
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How does it feel to be the hunted? To be forever looking over your shoulder, like an owl with that type of neck? To die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest lover?
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Tyrannorabbit wrote: :roll:  
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| 14 Feb 2013, 14:41 |
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Solarfall
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Somebody had to say it before he starts chowing down on chocolates. But it's already like 9pm in Germany so I'm afraid I might be too late...
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Actually I was laughing at the Latvian jokes; I've been too fat in the past for me to get in on calling the likes of symphony21 fat. 
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How does it feel to be the hunted? To be forever looking over your shoulder, like an owl with that type of neck? To die in agony at the hands of the world's greatest lover?
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Solarfall
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition He could learn a lesson from those.
Potato no have much calorie
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symphony21
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Solarfall wrote: symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up. whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie. Quoted by hot chick. Score! Braveboard level up!
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Numen Wraith.
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition symphony21 wrote: Solarfall wrote: symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up. whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie. Quoted by hot chick. Score! Braveboard level up! Each pound you gain is not a level up.
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 Kerrie wrote: but it's one of the most gratifying feelings because they are so damn fast
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symphony21
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Numen Wraith. wrote: symphony21 wrote: Solarfall wrote: symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up. whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie. Quoted by hot chick. Score! Braveboard level up! Each pound you gain is not a level up. In that case, I've dropped 2 BB levels in the last two weeks. 
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i've never had religion, but the harlem shake is probably as close as i'm going to get
- Fatal if swallowed
A heady brew of blues infused rock n' roll, served neat on the rocks with a hint of lime
- Grey Shack
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Numen Wraith.
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition symphony21 wrote: Numen Wraith. wrote: symphony21 wrote: Solarfall wrote: symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up. whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie. Quoted by hot chick. Score! Braveboard level up! Each pound you gain is not a level up. In that case, I've dropped 2 BB levels in the last two weeks. Bowel bombs?
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Kerrie wrote: but it's one of the most gratifying feelings because they are so damn fast
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Exorcist
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Rook wrote: Exorcist wrote: Rook wrote: latvian man is say to other latvian,
"what one potato is say to other potato?"
second latvian say
"is nonsense! who have two potato?" I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB! Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!" Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man. "Where is husband?" cry wife. Story not have end. Also, potato was rock. What subreddit was this under? 
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Rook
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Exorcist wrote: Rook wrote: Exorcist wrote: Rook wrote: latvian man is say to other latvian,
"what one potato is say to other potato?"
second latvian say
"is nonsense! who have two potato?" I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB! Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!" Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man. "Where is husband?" cry wife. Story not have end. Also, potato was rock. What subreddit was this under? it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes
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Solarfall
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition symphony21 wrote: Solarfall wrote: symphony21 wrote: Sigged twice in a day. Braveboard level up. whoa whoa, don't get ahead of yourself now fattie. Quoted by hot chick. Score! Braveboard level up!
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Northern Torment
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition I just had a sandwich with 6 egg yolks. I only cracked 3 eggs. Am I going to die soon?
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Northern Torment wrote: I just had a sandwich with 6 egg yolks. I only cracked 3 eggs. Am I going to die soon? Yes, but the two events are unrelated.
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Kerrie wrote: but it's one of the most gratifying feelings because they are so damn fast
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zombieattak
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition SUBSCRIBED!
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Exorcist
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition zombieattak wrote: SUBSCRIBED! "Latvian man looking for potato. Find lottery ticket on street! He very happy. Ticket best meal in weeks."
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Rook wrote: Exorcist wrote: Rook wrote: Exorcist wrote: Rook wrote: latvian man is say to other latvian,
"what one potato is say to other potato?"
second latvian say
"is nonsense! who have two potato?" I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat. Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud. Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad. Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB! Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!" Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man. "Where is husband?" cry wife. Story not have end. Also, potato was rock. What subreddit was this under? it came up in an r/funny post called "what is your favorite anti-joke" but also linked to http://www.reddit.com/r/latvianjokes
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition What are one potato say to other potato Premise ridiculous. No one have two potato 
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Why do no one lock door at night in Latvia? Because police beat you harder if they knock door down. 2 comments you have door? Living Latvian Dream!
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Shut it, Giggles McSquee.
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symphony21
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition Deleted my Twitter account today after much deliberation, thus cutting my last link with my ex girlfriend and a lot of other friends in India. She is my friend on FB but we've both put each other on limited profile, so she's merely a formality and will soon be unfriended. In the last few days, I've really been assessing a lot of friendships of mine. I unfriended more than 250 friends on Twitter in the last week. Random classmates from school and undergrad, random music dudes who added me only for the band or the label, both of which are defunct now etc. Still trimming a few more friends. This is the 2nd time in my life I've 'replaced' my friend circle and it seems a lot closer to my heart this time around. I feel sad but I guess some friendships just run its course. My break with my ex has not been easy. We have a lot of mutual friends. Basically, friends of mine who became friends of hers and now seem to be more her friends than mine, haha. My ex routinely used Twitter to sly tweet out to me. I have a strong suspicion that one of my friends is hitting on her. I don't know what to think of that. But if they're happy together.......... In any case, tits, ass and beer for life.
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Re: The Postwhorage Thread: 4th Gen Bootleg Edition symphony21 wrote: I have a strong suspicion that one of my friends is hitting on her. I don't know what to think of that. But if they're happy together.......... In any case, tits, ass and beer for life. post noodz
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