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Ughughughughughughughugh.


The sound of you deep-throating? :)

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Ughughughughughughughugh.


The sound of you deep-throating? :)

:drool:

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Ughughughughughughughugh.


The sound of you deep-throating? :)

:drool:

Dribbling down the chin?

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Can't it be both?

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Can't it be both?

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apparently someone i know has become a brazilian internet meme of some sort, using her photos without her permission.

i'm not sure what's funnier, the circumstance, or all the engrish going on as a result of it :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.facebook.com/MetalheadsDepre ... ref=stream

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One more hour until a long day and night of hockey games begins :m:

I may be spending my second straight weekend without my lady, but at least there's a fuckload of hockey to watch today.

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One more hour until a long day and night of hockey games begins :m:

I may be spending my second straight weekend without my lady, but at least there's a fuckload of hockey to watch today.


Sounds wonderful.

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It is!
Make no mistake, I miss my lady like crazy. I haven't seen her in two weeks, and nothing would make me happier than the moment when I get to her place to pick her up, and give her a great big hug after walking in the front door. But if I must adjust to the weather and wait another wait to see her... I'm spending the day exactly the way I want to be spending it. If you lived closer, I'd invite you over for whiskey and hockey :m:

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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We'd wait another wait together! :beer:

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Fuck! Good eye :lol:

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I am a fuck. :beer:

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the fuck i am!

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I'm not a fan of his politics, but Bill O'Reilly has some pretty killer theme music for his show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOPbdk_RmGg

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Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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Sigged twice in a day.
Braveboard level up.
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I spotted one of them..now for the other...

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latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"

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I'm not a fan of his politics, but Bill O'Reilly has some pretty killer theme music for his show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOPbdk_RmGg

ive always dug that music.

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latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

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President Bagel wrote:
I'm not a fan of his politics, but Bill O'Reilly has some pretty killer theme music for his show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOPbdk_RmGg

ive always dug that music.

Sounds like it belongs in Contra.

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I hate waking up in the morning and having those like, tired tears, or whatever the hell happens to your eyes when you wake up that makes them water. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

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Rook wrote:
latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious

Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB!

Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!"

Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man.

"Where is husband?" cry wife.

Story not have end. Also, potato was rock.

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Matt has a hockey tournament this weekend in Vegas.

Thinking of gathering the hockey dads and hitting the Heart Attack Grill. :8D: <---- Fat M_K

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Rook wrote:
Exorcist wrote:
Rook wrote:
latvian man is say to other latvian,

"what one potato is say to other potato?"

second latvian say

"is nonsense! who have two potato?"


I have no idea why, but I find that rather amusing :lol:

i don't know what the fuck it's about either, but i saw a bunch of it on reddit and i thought it was fucking hilarious

Latvian man come to cross river. Have potato, dog and dead son. Can only take two at time on boat. If leave potato or son with dog, dog eat. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.

Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream. Is same cloud.

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

Woman hear knock on door and ask who is? Door say Is potato man! Free potato for everyone! Woman open door and potato man say Just kidding! Is KGB!

Latvian man out exploring one day, find great patch of wild potato. So excited, he run back to house and tell wife "I am find many potato! We eat for years!"

Wife not believe Latvian man, ask him to show her great patch of wild potato. Man and wife go back to patch. "See!" say Latvian man, "many potato!" Wife very impressed, and immediately begin digging up potato. Work all day digging potato. When dark, wife look around, but cannot find Latvian man.

"Where is husband?" cry wife.

Story not have end. Also, potato was rock.


Wtf.. :lol: :?

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