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 Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux 
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|Eleanor| wrote:
i like working at my job in brampton


Back the fuck up.
Did you just use like and Brampton in the same sentence? As someone who was born in Peel Memorial, and knows a thing or two about Brampton, this confuses the LIVING FUCK out of me.

Acceptable uses of the two words together:
"I like the thought of a tactical Nuclear strike on Brampton" .
"I like driving past Brampton because I don't have to drive through Brampton".
"Brampton is like that pit Buffalo Bill kept his women in".
"I don't like Brampton".

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"Brampton is like that pit Buffalo Bill kept his women in".


:spit:

I like having The Iron Miller back around these parts :m:

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The Iron Miller wrote:
|Eleanor| wrote:
i like working at my job in brampton


Back the fuck up.
Did you just use like and Brampton in the same sentence? As someone who was born in Peel Memorial, and knows a thing or two about Brampton, this confuses the LIVING FUCK out of me.

Acceptable uses of the two words together:
"I like the thought of a tactical Nuclear strike on Brampton" .
"I like driving past Brampton because I don't have to drive through Brampton".
"Brampton is like that pit Buffalo Bill kept his women in".
"I don't like Brampton".

nobody said anything about liking brampton. only liking employment, which, in these uncertain times we must all be grateful for; no matter how brampton the location is!

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Exorcist wrote:
The Iron Miller wrote:
"Brampton is like that pit Buffalo Bill kept his women in".


:spit:

I like having The Iron Miller back around these parts :m:

same here :beer:

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nobody said anything about liking brampton!

The second I read this, the first thing I thought of was "Nobody likes Milhouse!"

Therefor, Brampton is the Milhouse of Ontario.

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The Iron Miller wrote:
skûrj wrote:
nobody said anything about liking brampton!

The second I read this, the first thing I thought of was "Nobody likes Milhouse!"

Therefor, Brampton is the Milhouse of Ontario.


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my family is from alberta but i just came here to ontario for work. the job is great since i get to do digital art all day so thats what i meant


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Well I survived my first bridal shower yesterday.

Highlight: one of the old Italian aunts grabs my arm, insisting that I stay still for a moment while she figures out who I remind her of. Her first remark was that I looked like a movie star, and then she settled on deciding that I look like Cyndi Lauper.

Hopefully she meant in her heyday and not now :roll:

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|Eleanor| wrote:
my family is from alberta but i just came here to ontario for work. the job is great since i get to do digital art all day so thats what i meant

Congrats on the move dudette! I love me some Alberta, great province. Gotta say though, wait until you experience some more of our Ontario cities, because Brampton is the butt end of a lot of jokes, especially to Torontonians lol

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I like that Greg puts up with my crazy ass, even when I get irrationally mad at him for eating all the roast because I'm having nicotine fits like crazy.

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I like that Greg puts up with my crazy ass, even when I get irrationally mad at him for eating all the roast because I'm having nicotine fits like crazy.

i think it's reasonable to expect someone to save you some food if you made it and didnt get to eat any. not to fuel your fight or anything.

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Freshly popped popcorn! :drool:


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skûrj wrote:
zombieattak wrote:
I like that Greg puts up with my crazy ass, even when I get irrationally mad at him for eating all the roast because I'm having nicotine fits like crazy.

i think it's reasonable to expect someone to save you some food if you made it and didnt get to eat any. not to fuel your fight or anything.

zombieattak wrote:
"I don't feel like eating right now, I don't feel well" shomehow sounds like "It's ok, eat alll the mega delicious pork tenderloin that I was marinating all day and don't leave me any"

I didn't even get to try any of it. Mr Noodles for dinner it is.
Jerk.


if the above sentence did not include "could you leave some for me later?" i'd most likely have done the same thing. though i probably would have been the one who made the delicious pork tenderloin, if that makes any difference.

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Rook wrote:
skûrj wrote:
zombieattak wrote:
I like that Greg puts up with my crazy ass, even when I get irrationally mad at him for eating all the roast because I'm having nicotine fits like crazy.

i think it's reasonable to expect someone to save you some food if you made it and didnt get to eat any. not to fuel your fight or anything.

zombieattak wrote:
"I don't feel like eating right now, I don't feel well" shomehow sounds like "It's ok, eat alll the mega delicious pork tenderloin that I was marinating all day and don't leave me any"

I didn't even get to try any of it. Mr Noodles for dinner it is.
Jerk.


if the above sentence did not include "could you leave some for me later?" i'd most likely have done the same thing. though i probably would have been the one who made the delicious pork tenderloin, if that makes any difference.


Not to add more to it (sorry, April), but it would just seem like common sense to leave enough for the other person. Maybe I'm just conditioned enough already after almost six years of marriage, or it comes from being in a house with four boys growing up.

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that's what I thought. Generally when I make a meal and Greg isn't eating it right away, I will save him a bunch. That's just what you do when you make dinner. To be fair, I shouldn't have given him the silent treatment for so long but he should have used his brain. Fucking guy owes me big time.

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that's what I thought. Generally when I make a meal and Greg isn't eating it right away, I will save him a bunch. That's just what you do when you make dinner. To be fair, I shouldn't have given him the silent treatment for so long but he should have used his brain. Fucking guy owes me big time.

he's kind of oblivious, i dont think the silent treatment is ever effective :lol:

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the silent treatment is never effective.
hints and allusions, are never effective.

"HEY FUCKHEAD. YOU ATE ALL THE PORK ROAST? THE PORK ROAST I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE EATING RIGHT NOW? WHAT, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY? NO? GO PICK ME UP A PIZZA, NOW. AND DON'T EVEN FUCKING SMELL IT." is effective.

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the silent treatment is never effective.
hints and allusions, are never effective.

"HEY FUCKHEAD. YOU ATE ALL THE PORK ROAST? THE PORK ROAST I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE EATING RIGHT NOW? WHAT, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY? NO? GO PICK ME UP A PIZZA, NOW. AND DON'T EVEN FUCKING SMELL IT." is effective.


:roll: Once again, Darcy has the best advice.

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robofist wrote:
the silent treatment is never effective.
hints and allusions, are never effective.

"HEY FUCKHEAD. YOU ATE ALL THE PORK ROAST? THE PORK ROAST I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE EATING RIGHT NOW? WHAT, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY? NO? GO PICK ME UP A PIZZA, NOW. AND DON'T EVEN FUCKING SMELL IT." is effective.


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I've been listening to tonnes of Moonspell lately. I forgot how much I like that band!

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robofist wrote:
the silent treatment is never effective.
hints and allusions, are never effective.

"HEY FUCKHEAD. YOU ATE ALL THE PORK ROAST? THE PORK ROAST I SPENT ALL DAY MAKING AND JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE EATING RIGHT NOW? WHAT, IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY? NO? GO PICK ME UP A PIZZA, NOW. AND DON'T EVEN FUCKING SMELL IT." is effective.

Wish I saw this before I was a total ovarian barbarian and sulked.
So much more effective AND hilarious.

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ovarian barbarian


:spit: :roll:

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robofist wrote:
the silent treatment is never effective.
hints and allusions, are never effective.


Wisdom.

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zombieattak wrote:
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:spit: :roll:


:lol:

I'm totally stealing that one!


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Any of you fuckers who've been considering visiting portland.. well... do it at the end of May because FUCKING BOLT FUCKING THROWER WILL BE PLAYING HERE. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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