It is currently 24 May 2013, 22:53



Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 1228 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 ... 50  Next
 Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux 
Author Message
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 20 Feb 2002, 13:38
Posts: 31551
Location: S.O.N.W.D.
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Taxes filed. Getting back the biggest return we've ever received. Enough to pay off a small bit of debt accumulated from moving as well as fixing my car. *sigh of relief*

_________________
-formerly known as Demonic Scientist-

Darth Ballz wrote:
I think I might be gay


30 Jan 2013, 23:10
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 06 Apr 2007, 16:12
Posts: 26298
Location: Canada's Pacific Charnel Pit
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Tyrannorabbit wrote:
He does, but he's a distant exception.

Meanwhile, LaForge falls in love with a fully-clothed hologram, Wesley is neck-deep in teenage hormones and has even less imagination in the holodeck than Barclay did, Tasha's reaction to her only moment of sexuality is shame and denial, and everybody else's idea of romance is making moony eyes and shit.


Cut Tasha some slack - she was from the city of Rapeville on the planet Molesteron IV. She's not used to enjoyment, only post-coital sobbing.

_________________
"The truth is unpleasant and therefore unpopular."


31 Jan 2013, 03:17
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54392
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
My car smells like dope right now, and not just a little bit. I forgot how much I enjoy sitting in there when it's time to smoke. It sure beats standing outside in the cold/wind :thumb:

_________________
deathstalker wrote:
i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


@to_billbrasky


31 Jan 2013, 06:52
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 17 Jan 2008, 16:28
Posts: 14620
Location: Trapped in a soul cage
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Tyrannorabbit wrote:
Solarfall wrote:
Tyrannorabbit wrote:
He does, but he's a distant exception.

Meanwhile, LaForge falls in love with a fully-clothed hologram, Wesley is neck-deep in teenage hormones and has even less imagination in the holodeck than Barclay did, Tasha's reaction to her only moment of sexuality is shame and denial, and everybody else's idea of romance is making moony eyes and shit.

What about Picard's numerous sexploits, Troi's adventures with alien beings, and Worf being Worf? Also, Worf and Troi? And Lwaxana Troi's unabashed cougardom?

Come ooooooooooooon


Haven't we had this conversation before? :up2:

Worf-K'Ehleyr sex - that I can believe. I'd pay money to see it. Worf-Troi sex...I don't buy it. Not in the way I don't buy a chemistry-less, random, and possibility-ignoring pairing nobody was asking for like Kira and Odo; I can believe that they hit it off well enough that they're game for a fling.

What I don't buy is that they'd last long before Troi ran out of the room with a terrified look in her eye after the first time Worf tried talking dirty to her. And I don't see them even getting that far - her empath powers would be all "He's hiding something...holy shit he wants to (whatever it is Klingons do)! That's it, I'm going back to the tender snuggles of Commander Alaska."

Picard had like...one fling with an archaeologist, right? This guy is married to his ship, and he is monogamous enough that the only time-outs are when he's on vacation.

Lwaxana is in a bit of the same boat as Tasha - she gets to be sexual, but doesn't get to do it with dignity. We see far more men repulsed than we see intrigued by her flirtations.

Almost definitely :roll: but like Darcy pointed out, when Worf gave Wesley advice it seemed like the Klingon females were the more sexually aggressive ones, and I dunno, something about his manner around Troi makes me see it as believable. He just wants to tenderize her, y'know?

:naughty:

I'll definitely have to come back to you on Picard because I'm almost positive his count is a bit more impressive than that, but I do agree with you about Lwaxana...

/doesn't get much nerdier than this does it

_________________
Burning Blade wrote:
Inquisition play majestic stellar invocational ceremonial symphonies from the dismal plaguefields of satanic doomcastles.

Stuff you can look at


31 Jan 2013, 09:57
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2009, 23:16
Posts: 16098
Location: Belleville sucks.
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
symphony21 wrote:
First post from Milan. Italian women. :drool:

don't lie, you're there for the pasta.

_________________
Jotun wrote:
Hitler had an opinion

Image
Did you really believe them when they told you the cause? Did you really believe that this war would end wars?


31 Jan 2013, 12:19
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 06 Apr 2007, 16:12
Posts: 26298
Location: Canada's Pacific Charnel Pit
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
symphony21 wrote:
First post from Milan. Italian women. :drool:



I know !

_________________
"The truth is unpleasant and therefore unpopular."


31 Jan 2013, 23:31
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2007, 19:22
Posts: 21804
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
I don't want to jinx it, but I have a job interview tomorrow! :bounce:


01 Feb 2013, 11:30
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2009, 23:16
Posts: 16098
Location: Belleville sucks.
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
:party: good luck! :beer:

_________________
Jotun wrote:
Hitler had an opinion

Image
Did you really believe them when they told you the cause? Did you really believe that this war would end wars?


01 Feb 2013, 12:41
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2007, 19:22
Posts: 21804
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Rook wrote:
:party: good luck! :beer:


Thanks! :)


01 Feb 2013, 15:12
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54392
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
My job being restructured a little bit, and getting some more responsibility around the office :m:

_________________
deathstalker wrote:
i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


@to_billbrasky


02 Feb 2013, 13:38
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 20:20
Posts: 27815
Location: Sex Cauldron
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Exorcist wrote:
My job being restructured a little bit, and getting some more responsibility around the office :m:

That's rad as hell!

For me happee: Greg's benefits package got reworked. Now it's better! :m:

_________________
President Bagel wrote:
Bagel does not move at the speed of the internet. The internet moves at the speed of Bagel.


02 Feb 2013, 13:41
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64279
Location: Toronto
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
robofist wrote:
Bought two records at the show last night, proceeded to get hammered, no idea where they ended up. HOPEFULLY at my friend's house.

Yep :m: "your fanboy shit is here as well as your weird man-gloves"

_________________
Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote:
Absu should feed him to a goat.

Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal


02 Feb 2013, 15:49
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 13 Oct 2009, 01:03
Posts: 7479
Location: Knee deep in the beat in the land cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seat
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Picard also dated that junior officer who he played the music from "The Inner Light" to.

_________________
Blasphomet wrote:
Death Metal is all about Swedish church burnings.


03 Feb 2013, 12:41
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 24 Jun 2003, 22:44
Posts: 73079
Location: Beyond the Fields We Know
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
My poop this morning was neither chunky peanut butter nor napalm.


:beer:

_________________
Hast thou bewailed the aeons that passed without thee who art so much afraid of the aeons that shall pass?
-Lord Dunsany
Image
Kerrie wrote:
but it's one of the most gratifying feelings because they are so damn fast


03 Feb 2013, 13:29
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54392
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
It's the Superbowl today, which means that that boring fucking sport is going to be done until the fall once today is done.

_________________
deathstalker wrote:
i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


@to_billbrasky


03 Feb 2013, 13:39
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 20 Sep 2005, 19:44
Posts: 3704
Location: British Columbia
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Exorcist wrote:
It's the Superbowl today, which means that that boring fucking sport is going to be done until the fall once today is done.


Agreed! :cheers:

_________________
Blasphodickmullet wrote:
But because you know absolutely nothing about your own 'favourite' team, or at least the team who's bandwagon you've jumped on in recent years because you're a phony faggot.


03 Feb 2013, 15:01
Profile YIM
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54392
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
I tried to like it, it's just not for me.

I have nothing against it, mind you, I just live with a football fan. I'll be glad to not have to sit through any more games for awhile :lol:

_________________
deathstalker wrote:
i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


@to_billbrasky


03 Feb 2013, 15:25
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 20:20
Posts: 27815
Location: Sex Cauldron
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
I also hate football. But I'm going to a family friend's shindig soon.
I just made the most beautiful thing. Melted chocolate and pecans sandwiched between two bacon mats.
:drool:

_________________
President Bagel wrote:
Bagel does not move at the speed of the internet. The internet moves at the speed of Bagel.


03 Feb 2013, 16:35
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 20 Sep 2005, 19:44
Posts: 3704
Location: British Columbia
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
zombieattak wrote:
I also hate football. But I'm going to a family friend's shindig soon.
I just made the most beautiful thing. Melted chocolate and pecans sandwiched between two bacon mats.
:drool:


:o

That sounds awesome!

_________________
Blasphodickmullet wrote:
But because you know absolutely nothing about your own 'favourite' team, or at least the team who's bandwagon you've jumped on in recent years because you're a phony faggot.


03 Feb 2013, 16:44
Profile YIM
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 21 Jul 2005, 19:12
Posts: 1721
Location: Whitby
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
My dads house is finally sold and all legal matters are settled. I'm out of debt and moving the fuck out of my in laws in March. Fresh start for the family :beer:


04 Feb 2013, 09:55
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2009, 23:16
Posts: 16098
Location: Belleville sucks.
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Lucus wrote:
My dads house is finally sold and all legal matters are settled. I'm out of debt and moving the fuck out of my in laws in March. Fresh start for the family :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: atta boy!

_________________
Jotun wrote:
Hitler had an opinion

Image
Did you really believe them when they told you the cause? Did you really believe that this war would end wars?


04 Feb 2013, 11:12
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00
Posts: 54392
Location: balls deep in FireFarter
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Reddit. It's given me so many hours of amusement. It's like a one stop shop for humour, chatting, and porn. What wonderful world! :yeah:

_________________
deathstalker wrote:
i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


@to_billbrasky


05 Feb 2013, 07:05
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 13 Sep 2005, 15:56
Posts: 27636
Location: Not Canada
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Exorcist wrote:
It's the Superbowl today, which means that that boring fucking sport is going to be done until the fall once today is done.


The good thing is that the season is so awesomely short and to the point.

I wish baseball, basketball and hockey would all follow suit.


05 Feb 2013, 07:20
Profile
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 10 Feb 2009, 23:16
Posts: 16098
Location: Belleville sucks.
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
Kid Rock's Penis wrote:
Exorcist wrote:
It's the Superbowl today, which means that that boring fucking sport is going to be done until the fall once today is done.


The good thing is that the season is so awesomely short and to the point.

I wish baseball, basketball and hockey would all follow suit.

*PATOOEY*

_________________
Jotun wrote:
Hitler had an opinion

Image
Did you really believe them when they told you the cause? Did you really believe that this war would end wars?


05 Feb 2013, 14:06
Profile WWW
Metal Guru
User avatar

Joined: 10 Oct 2006, 18:23
Posts: 8272
Post Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux
I got this Battlestart Galatica show on bluray for 2 bux. Library doesn't rent blurays and they accidentally somehow received it.

_________________
Burst Command Til War wrote:
unfortunately, Stefan is right.


05 Feb 2013, 18:57
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 1228 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35 ... 50  Next


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Jump to:  


Google
 
Web www.bravewords.com

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by Vjacheslav Trushkin for Free Forums/DivisionCore.