THEN WHY DO WE HAVE THE SAME HAIRY MONTANA-SHAPED BIRTHMARKS ON OUR BACKSIDES?

MINE IS SHAPED LIKE IDAHO, YOU DOLT!

Last night I got to meet Jackie Martling.

Very nice guy.

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Slow day today. *twiddles thumbs*

I wish I could say the same. I'm busier then I have been in weeks.

Quit.

Only if you'll be my sugar daddy. Or momma. You can choose which you'd prefer.

How about sugar nephew?

I don't see why not

I hate these smoking laws. It's fucking cold outside, and literally everybody who works in the shop is a smoker FFS

I wonder if it counts as smoking in the work place if I pull my car (not a work vehicle) into the bay and just smoke in there, provided the windows are rolled all the way up

Today I actually feel like I would gladly have succumbed to winter if given the opportunity. Hands still frozen after half an hour of being inside and my pants got soaked with blowing snow on the walk here.

I want a warm couch, comfy pants and a snuggle.

how cold is it in the city? it's not particularly cold here, just insanely windy

It didn't feel that cold when I left the house, or when I was waiting for the bus to come, even though it was fairly windy then. I'd guess maybe -8 or -9 is the real temperature, but the wind is fucking beastly.

Weatheroffice says -4 with -12 windchill. That's probably accurate for normal parts of the city

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Edmonton having -28 (-42 with windchill) temperatures 2 days ago.

Dude, I'm not a wuss about cold. It's the wind that's the big deal here today.

It's calmed down now thankfully, weatheroffice is saying for the rest of the day it should be around 30 km/h with gusts to 50. I'll take that over what it was this morning (50 km/h gusting to 70)

when the cold gets into your bones it's hard to warm up after, seems to always be the wind that does that. just thought it was weird, because we had a couple days that it went down to as much as -33 with the wind chill not more than like a week ago (man that awesome ) so today really doesn't seem that bad other than the wind being annoying.

I know. I was just being a douche. I believe the wind here in Edmonton was gusting to 40 km/h or something, but with the temperature already being almost -30, it was blody insane.

I think I'm extra cranky about it because the walk yesterday was all about getting splashed from head to toe by idiots zooming by with zero regard for the huge puddles that formed after all the snow-melt ran off into the road. Today, different issue, and just as unpleasant.

I don't even really have much of a relaxing weekend to look forward to... tomorrow night I have to meet with the rest of the bridesmaids for this wedding, the bridal shower is next weekend. Last time these girls met at 6 pm on a friday and stayed up all night making invitations. I have no plans to do that, but even ducking out of the meeting at a reasonable hour will be an ordeal. They seem to be perfectly willing to spend all their leisure time (and money!) doing this stuff and don't understand why I'm not equally gung-ho about it. Small condolence in the fact that once the shower is done with, I think I only have to deal with the bride herself, who has been much more reasonable...

Turn it into a naked pillow fight.

Thanks, I just almost threw up in my coffee cup, lol.

I know I'm not a perfect 10 myself, but the thought of either of those girls naked is absolutely repulsive

I move tomorrow!

Hope you're staying in the Spur.

I'm strongly considering it.