Fuck you 2012. Especially the part where the year ends with a relative in hospital.
So in conclusion, GTFO.

Sorry to hear that man.

The water in my apartment has two temperatures : Hoth and Mustafar. There is no Cloud City.

!!

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It's too big, but fuckin' click it anyway.

too troo

Why would ice cold or magma exist in an ideal shower?

So it can run the full gamut of possibilities? Sometimes you want scalding or freezing water if you're cleaning or doing something that requires a larger bucket of water.

I work in a house with one bathroom which is located upstairs, while my desk is located downstairs. Everytime my boss takes a shit and sprays air freshener it comes wafting over my desk for like 30 minutes after. Every fucking time.

You'd hate me if I was your boss. I'd be doing that at LEAST once a day. Maybe twice.

Can people shut the fuck up about this Gangnam Style bullshit? Accept it as the latest shitty fad and move onto your next cultural abomination. This shit isn't supposed to last more than a month, tops.

"OPEN CONDOM STYLE"

i still havent seen the video or heard the song

My musical abilities peak between 1 and 3am. Why?

I have heard bits and pieces.. Never the song in its entirety.

I actually like the song. It IS extremely catchy, even though I don't know the lyrics or what it means.

I did a great job of avoiding that song for a while, but now it seems like I can't escape it. It's fucking everywhere, and whenever it starts I can't change the channel/hit the 'back' button/throw the device that's playing it into a lake or fire/etc. fast enough. Even hearing it for a split second makes me fucking irate (and gets it fucking stuck in my head for DAYS).

FUCK. THAT. FUCKING. SONG.

Golden.


Same. I've been in and out of it a lot these past few months. I've never been this bad before. I can't figure it out!


Don't worry. I haven't either. I don't think we're missing out on anything.

I had to figure it out on guitar to teach my student. When I started with this kid he had long hair and liked Black Sabbath. I did everything I could to nurture this burgeoning metalhead but apparently it wasn't enough.

WHAT THE FUCK?! I get back home, smashed out of my skull at 3am, and I find that I can't get into my house? Why? Apparently, between 11pm and 3am on a saturday night, THE COPS HAVE COME OVER AND CHANGED THE LOCKS ON MY DOOR!! And they've left a note, asking me to pick up my new keys from the police station. No night trains or buses available, so I walk in the rain for 3km, get to the police station and I'm handed over my key. When I ask why, all I understand in my broken German is, "a lady called for help, so they had to open the doors of all the houses on the floor." If there was someone in the house, great. Else they just opened the door, changed the looks and left!

So now I'm back home, after trudging back 3km in the rain with a new set of keys and a WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED plastered all over my fucking head!

In other news, I'm sober as a door knob.

lol @ the police just changing locks on your doors.

That makes me that much happier that I live here.

yeah, in the USA they would never have replaced your newly busted locks.

Fuck this sore throat business.