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robofist
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 Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Big Metal Dude wrote: skûrj wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: Congrats, you two!  I like that the company Christmas party is Friday. Glad that it's Friday and not Saturday so I can just leave after work and then not have to worry about it the rest of the weekend. I also like it because I enjoy watching people, who usually try to act like they're better than me, act like complete drunken fools. Oh, and the food is pretty solid.  have fun watching the dumpy broads in your department saunter around in sparkly red and gold clothing. There's only one female close to my age in the entire company. The next closest in age is 13 years older. I'll be staring at my wife all night.  GET HER PREGNANT AGAIN!! Dooo iiiiit
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skûrj
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux robofist wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: skûrj wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: Congrats, you two! I like that the company Christmas party is Friday. Glad that it's Friday and not Saturday so I can just leave after work and then not have to worry about it the rest of the weekend. I also like it because I enjoy watching people, who usually try to act like they're better than me, act like complete drunken fools. Oh, and the food is pretty solid. have fun watching the dumpy broads in your department saunter around in sparkly red and gold clothing. There's only one female close to my age in the entire company. The next closest in age is 13 years older. I'll be staring at my wife all night. GET HER PREGNANT AGAIN!! Dooo iiiiit Just by looking at her!
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Stefan, ein windir
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Life begins at inception
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robofist
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux ... incepted
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shadow20
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux It's as simple as this: 
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Exorcist
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux My first day of holidays is December 21. Our office staff Christmas potluck is December 20. That means that not only do I work a four day week during my last week of the year, my last day of work will only be a half day because I'll be at the potluck by 11:30am at the latest. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux I was in the same boat with my holiday break...last day Dec. 21st, go back to work Jan. 2nd. Turns out I have 26 hours of vacation to use up before the end of the year ON TOP of what I already had planned for the beak. To use up this extra time, my last day is now Dec. 19th, and I'm also taking this coming Monday off. I fucking like this. My company is also doing a potluck thing on the 19th, but I give very few fucks about this, and I might not even go to it at all.
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Big Metal Dude
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux skûrj wrote: robofist wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: skûrj wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: Congrats, you two! I like that the company Christmas party is Friday. Glad that it's Friday and not Saturday so I can just leave after work and then not have to worry about it the rest of the weekend. I also like it because I enjoy watching people, who usually try to act like they're better than me, act like complete drunken fools. Oh, and the food is pretty solid. have fun watching the dumpy broads in your department saunter around in sparkly red and gold clothing. There's only one female close to my age in the entire company. The next closest in age is 13 years older. I'll be staring at my wife all night. GET HER PREGNANT AGAIN!! Dooo iiiiit Just by looking at her! That's how we got the first two! I have to be very careful where I look when I'm around her.
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux robofist wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: skûrj wrote: Big Metal Dude wrote: Congrats, you two! I like that the company Christmas party is Friday. Glad that it's Friday and not Saturday so I can just leave after work and then not have to worry about it the rest of the weekend. I also like it because I enjoy watching people, who usually try to act like they're better than me, act like complete drunken fools. Oh, and the food is pretty solid. have fun watching the dumpy broads in your department saunter around in sparkly red and gold clothing. There's only one female close to my age in the entire company. The next closest in age is 13 years older. I'll be staring at my wife all night. GET HER PREGNANT AGAIN!! Dooo iiiiit FOUR.HUNDRED.BABIES! - Powerthirst
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Exorcist
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux I've been lazy for the past couple of months, and put off fixing up ye olde dye job (it ain't black on it's own, folks!). I got home from work, and spent an hour (and two bottles of hair dye) on a job that was long overdue. Looks fuckin' good now ...I also smell like a pretty little flower thanks to the conditioner 
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Exorcist wrote: I've been lazy for the past couple of months, and put off fixing up ye olde dye job (it ain't black on it's own, folks!). I got home from work, and spent an hour (and two bottles of hair dye) on a job that was long overdue. Looks fuckin' good now ...I also smell like a pretty little flower thanks to the conditioner Derek, you are such a damn woman.
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Kid Rock's Penis wrote: I was in the same boat with my holiday break...last day Dec. 21st, go back to work Jan. 2nd. Turns out I have 26 hours of vacation to use up before the end of the year ON TOP of what I already had planned for the beak. To use up this extra time, my last day is now Dec. 19th, and I'm also taking this coming Monday off. I fucking like this. My company is also doing a potluck thing on the 19th, but I give very few fucks about this, and I might not even go to it at all. If possible, I'm planning on taking like 11 days off (while using 2-3 vacation days) between Christmas and NY. So yeah, if it works out my last day would be 12/21 and I'd go back the 2nd.
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Exorcist
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Big Metal Dude wrote: Exorcist wrote: I've been lazy for the past couple of months, and put off fixing up ye olde dye job (it ain't black on it's own, folks!). I got home from work, and spent an hour (and two bottles of hair dye) on a job that was long overdue. Looks fuckin' good now ...I also smell like a pretty little flower thanks to the conditioner Derek, you are such a damn woman. Nigga please. My hair is WAY prettier than most women's
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
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skûrj
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Big Metal Dude wrote: skûrj wrote: robofist wrote: GET HER PREGNANT AGAIN!!
Dooo iiiiit Just by looking at her! That's how we got the first two! I have to be very careful where I look when I'm around her. wear some contact lenses or something jeeze.
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Northern Torment
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux It just doesn't feel the same man..
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Big Metal Dude
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Northern Torment wrote: It just doesn't feel the same man.. This man knows!
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux I love wireless internet.
I've been taking a dump for about twenty minutes now and I didn't have to stop posting at all.
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Big Metal Dude
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Numen Wraith. wrote: I love wireless internet.
I've been taking a dump for about twenty minutes now and I didn't have to stop posting at all. I love to squat and surf.
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shadow20
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux My grandma had a follow up appointment with her radiologist yesterday and the tumour is completely gone! I am ecstatic! 
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux i just applied to 5 positions of pretty much the same job. it'll basically be teaching science to (or doing fun experiemnts with) underpriviliged kids for a few hours a week. everything works pretty well with my qualifications and my schedule.. this looks like it might work out.
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Exorcist wrote: To top off being treated like a human being by a cop for once, he knocked the ticket down to 90 an an 80. Only a $40 ticket, and no points. They give "no points" tickets for speeding there ?  I'm fucking jealous.
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Northern Torment
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux This has been one of the better days. I woke up at 3:30pm, went to Ein Stein and drank myself stupid.
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux 5 days of work then 18 off. 
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Northern Torment wrote: This has been one of the better days. I woke up at 3:30pm, went to Ein Stein and drank myself stupid. 
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Re: Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Part Deux Only have the in-laws left on the Christmas shopping list! SHOULDN'T be too difficult. I'll just make my wife handle all of that.
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