He might pitch just as well as the starting unit.

When he was alive, he always made my unit start.

Philip Humber threw a slightly less perfect game the other day

Best part about that is all the people who snagged him up in knee jerk moves after the perfect game.

I love it when people get stupid like that.

yep, it happened in my league.

Speaking of, FUCK HEATH BELL. Dropped like Hulk Hogan's alimony cheques.

Bryce Harper is debuting this weekend.

It'll take him awhile to get into the swing of thnigs.

BUMS!!!

Can't believe the Jays fucked this save up... First Lawrie turns a simple 2 out routine throw to first into an error(his second of the game), then JP decides to make a pick off attempt at first and launches the ball into right field like he was trying throw a homerun or something.

Still a chance to win this one... if not... Bums! The lot of 'em!

... Fuck I must look foolish sitting alone in my living room yelling at the tv if someone happened to walk in or something.

Man, they've looked so average this season... or below average. They've wasted some great pitching performances too, especially in the most recent Baltimore series. They better not lose this game, or it's back to .500 again.

I've loved the Jays my whole life, and this is the most excited I've been in a long time, before the season started that is. After watching them for a month now, and Bautista playing like shit, my excitement is diminishing pretty quickly.

I hear that man. After Spring Training, I was so pumped for this season. You know, they hopefully fixed last year's biggest problem by signing Santos and Cordero, but Santos has been a flop already on the DL, and well... Cordero has been okay. This blown save wasn't his fault. Bautista is playing like shit. Lawrie and Encarnacion have impressed so far... everyone else...

It's early in the season, but it looks like another season of .500 baseball at this point. Which will accomplish nothing for their future.

... Oh well, at least we're not Padres fans.

Fuck you Lawrie! Fuck you Arencibia! This is as good as over.

Assholes!

Now you guys know how I felt after the opener.

Worst record in the league!!!














Fuck.

Fuck you. The Jays had blown 4 saves before this already. I know quite well already.

Even worse than my Friars...and that's pretty bad.

Alvarez gives up a dinger, and a double on the first two at-bats. This is not a good start

He turned things around quick... not so bad now, except that it's yet another game where the bats are dead.

I always think, it could be worse for the Jays. At least they don't have a $150 million payroll and are 7 games under .500 (*cough* Angels)

You allllll laughed when I picked Encarnacion! YOU ALL LAUGHED!!

... Okay, none of you laughed, but I'm still glad I picked him. Man's been a tank.

I sure didn't laugh. I wanted him

I saw two of the games against the Angels this weekend (weather caused FOX to screw me out of yesterday's game), and I've never seen Pujols look so ordinary.

...and Pujols is batting .208

It's a strange world when Gordon Beckham has one more homerun than El Hombre.