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Rocky Dennis
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 Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake Gar
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ARSEFACE.
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake The king of cool:    furrowsOFgods wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: i will never understand the popularity of atrociously shaped/oversized sunglasses. for the life of me i can't figure out why people are so drawn to them.  It blocks out the sun and covers the face because daytime sucks. Also, if you're paying $450 for a small piece of plastic, make it the biggest small piece of plastic possible.  that's terrible reasoning!! frig..i spent $40 on mine, they don't make my face look misproportioned, they're not obnoxiously ridiculous and sunscreen works great for the rest of my face..because sunglasses are for eyes.  Mine are big because I can't afford contacts, so I went for ones that fit comfortably over my glasses.
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furrowsOFgods
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake Satanic Miss wrote: skûrj wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: that's terrible reasoning!! frig..i spent $40 on mine, they don't make my face look misproportioned, they're not obnoxiously ridiculous and sunscreen works great for the rest of my face..because sunglasses are for eyes. i got big sungalsses cause they block out more sun and when i'm hungover as shit they make it easier to pretend i odnt have any eyes at all. Yeah, that's basically what I meant about daytime sucks.  fair enough
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painkiller_jane
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake furrowsOFgods wrote: i will never understand the popularity of atrociously shaped/oversized sunglasses. for the life of me i can't figure out why people are so drawn to them. I wear them to cover up my "lessons".  ..................... 
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skûrj
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake furrowsOFgods wrote: that's terrible reasoning!! frig..i spent $40 on mine, they don't make my face look misproportioned, they're not obnoxiously ridiculous and sunscreen works great for the rest of my face..because sunglasses are for eyes. i'd also like to point out the hilarious hypocrisy in you criticizing anybody for being obnoxiously ridiculous
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Rook wrote: Tyrannorabbit wrote: But you never go ass to trout. you mean bass to mouth?
Rook wrote: nothing about you is normal. it's all just awful.
I... don't know how rook ended up here twice.
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shadow20
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furrowsOFgods
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake skûrj wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: that's terrible reasoning!! frig..i spent $40 on mine, they don't make my face look misproportioned, they're not obnoxiously ridiculous and sunscreen works great for the rest of my face..because sunglasses are for eyes. i'd also like to point out the hilarious hypocrisy in you criticizing anybody for being obnoxiously ridiculous  touche
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skûrj
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake that's what i love about you though vic  also... 
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Rook wrote: Tyrannorabbit wrote: But you never go ass to trout. you mean bass to mouth?
Rook wrote: nothing about you is normal. it's all just awful.
I... don't know how rook ended up here twice.
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Satanic Miss
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake   whoa! *totally tripping* that guy is a dead ringer for my first "boyfriend"...also my only ex that I still talk to...except his eyes are pale blue, like the Lou Reed/Velvet Underground song, which is forever attached to him in my mind edit: I googled him, and in every other pic they do not look alike whatsoever, but in this pic...seriously trippy...
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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skûrj
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake
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Rook wrote: Tyrannorabbit wrote: But you never go ass to trout. you mean bass to mouth?
Rook wrote: nothing about you is normal. it's all just awful.
I... don't know how rook ended up here twice.
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake maybe minus that ichi the killer one...
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Satanic Miss
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake Satanic Miss wrote: Sam Elliot is seriously the only man who could possibly lend sex appeal to a Chevy truck. Those commercials make me wet in spite of the inherent boner kill of the Chevy brand. Evidently I was so enamoured with the sound of his sexy baritone that I didn't even notice the ads are for Ram. Fuck yeah! Ram pickups are outrageously hot, like him.
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Rocky Dennis
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake
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Satanic Miss
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake Mistress of Satan 666 wrote: Who the hell cares who's brain works best? Lindros is all kinds of hot 
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Mistress of Satan 666
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Satanic Miss
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake Numen Wraith. wrote: Besides, body contact with  might make my brain stop functioning, but it'd be cause something else took over.
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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furrowsofgords
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake hahah d'awwww 
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ARSEFACE.
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Re: Hot Bastards and Beefcake  "And this is from when I hit rock bottom. Couldn't afford plumbin'. An' I's certainly couldn't afford a tub...shoulda seen the guy I had to kill to get that towel."
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