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BEAST
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Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56
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 Garth wrote: BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!"  @ El Guapo & FireFarter! Hehe, remember at Fistful Of Beaver at the Rancho Relaxo when we were singing that Manowar song then El Guapo smacked us and then threatened to smack both of us again if we do a Manoward sing-along again? I don't remember ever getting smacked by El Guapo.....either I was really drunk or he hits like a girl.
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NoneSoVile
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:29
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That makes me think....
Nebulus_Armagedda: Manowar is for fags. I mean, come on, they wear loincloths on the album covers, and all they ever sing about is how cool it is to listen to heavy metal and party with chicks. Heinous Gayness, I say!!
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robofist
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Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
Posts: 64243
Location: Toronto
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BEAST wrote: Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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Garth
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Joined: 28 Mar 2004, 15:20
Posts: 13703
Location: Toronto, Canada
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BEAST wrote: Garth wrote: BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!" @ El Guapo & FireFarter! Hehe, remember at Fistful Of Beaver at the Rancho Relaxo when we were singing that Manowar song then El Guapo smacked us and then threatened to smack both of us again if we do a Manoward sing-along again? I don't remember ever getting smacked by El Guapo.....either I was really drunk or he hits like a girl. Actually, I don't think he smacked you... he only smacked me because he's used to smacking me =P. But he warned us for next time! 
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Garth
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Joined: 28 Mar 2004, 15:20
Posts: 13703
Location: Toronto, Canada
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NoneSoVile wrote: Garth wrote: BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Numen Wrath.: "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!"
Ryan Durkin: [Something with no spelling or grammar errors]
El Guapo: "Brothers Everywhere
Raise Your Hands Into The Air
We're Warriors, Warriors Of The World
Like Thunder From The Sky
Sworn To Fight And Die
We're Warriors Of The World"
Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
Ed: "Okay...I'll admit it....I lost."
zekeyou: "I love Dale! What a swell guy!"
Dale: "zekeyou, I've got that stuff I owe you...what's your address again?"
Firefarter: ".........."
Anti Nowhere Punk: "MmmMMmmmMMmmMmmm.....Cock!" @ El Guapo & FireFarter! Hehe, remember at Fistful Of Beaver at the Rancho Relaxo when we were singing that Manowar song then El Guapo smacked us and then threatened to smack both of us again if we do a Manoward sing-along again? Next time we see Kev we all have to join together for a rendition of Heart Of Steel. MAN-O-WARRIORS UNITE!!!  'In news today:
Man, 31 caused a massacre at the local Metal Bar last night during a party because of his fellow friends singing along to Manowar and he couldn't take the "gayness" anymore. He tried hitting them all but apparently was only able to hit like a girl, so he then pulled out a gun and started shooting.
"Why oh why couldn't we have just quickly turned off the Manowar and quickly throw on some Obituary or some Suffocation?!" - One of the survivors at the Metal Bar.'
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Fatal if swallowed
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 18:08
Posts: 84425
Location: Bouncing off the stairs in the Querion Subsector
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Satanic Miss wrote: Fatal if swallowed - I love my Kawasaki. Hmm, well before I had my Harley I had this very nice Kawi (if I might say so myself).. I'm not one of those brand loyaly guys, nice is nice..
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skûrj wrote: gnarly piece of snatch
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NoneSoVile
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:29
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Thought of another one.
Lupinous Sanguine: "Call me Dancin' Pete."
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skûrj
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NSV: "Don't call him 'Dancin Pete' it really hurts his feelings."
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Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife.
Rook wrote: nothing about you is normal. it's all just awful.
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robofist
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Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 11:09
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Location: Toronto
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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NoneSoVile
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robofist wrote: :lol: I have no idea where Dancin' Pete comes from but that's a hell of a nickname. He works with the Sea Captain down by the pier. He dances for nickles.
He also looks like a miniature Krusty The Clown.
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robofist
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Absu should feed him to a goat.
Sylvus - Arboreal Black Metal
Misthelm - Vinlandic Pagan Metal
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NoneSoVile
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InfernalMachine: "I hate hanging out with drunk sweaty obnoxious metalheads, I'd rather go shopping with my girlfriends. "
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satanic miss: I 've never mis-represented facts to get my own way
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 12:00
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METAL QUEEN wrote: Satanic Miss: "Steak?!?! No thanks, I'm a vegeterian!" METAL QUEEN - Darkthrone is strictly for posers and pussies.
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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Fatal if swallowed wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: Fatal if swallowed - I love my Kawasaki. Hmm, well before I had my Harley I had this very nice Kawi (if I might say so myself).. I'm not one of those brand loyaly guys, nice is nice.. 'twas a very purdy ride indeed
I should have put "my Kawasaki Ninja" 
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Satanic Miss
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deceived wrote: satanic miss: I 've never mis-represented facts to get my own way deceived - I'm an anonymous coward hiding behind a computer.
 Get a life, loser. Or if that's too much, grab some balls and reveal who you are.
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Gortischia wrote: My brain is fucking awesome. Why exactly are you so miserable? Were you raped by clowns or something? Do you need a hug from a mentally ill person?
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Marko
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Joined: 28 Feb 2004, 21:15
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The New Cult King wrote: Marko - You are a woman and I hold you in equal regard and respect what you say. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The New Cult King - Lynyrd Skynyrd ... fucking white trash. Enough with the 6 minunte solo!
Tristram - I LOVE MY JOB!
Arrakis - I've had this job for over a month.
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Disco Volante
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Satanic Miss wrote: deceived wrote: satanic miss: I 've never mis-represented facts to get my own way deceived - I'm an anonymous coward hiding behind a computer. Get a life, loser. Or if that's too much, grab some balls and reveal who you are.  
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War Anselmo
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Lynneaus: "Jagermeister & Dragonforce?......GAY!"
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satanic miss: i hate having people look at me...i don't lie to people to get extra attention
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Fatal if swallowed
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 18:08
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Location: Bouncing off the stairs in the Querion Subsector
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Satanic Miss wrote: 'twas a very purdy ride indeed I should have put "my Kawasaki Ninja" Thanks, and yeah don't expect to see me on a Ninja anytime soon.
I don't fit on those bikes!
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skûrj wrote: gnarly piece of snatch
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Mute_Requiem
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Joined: 27 Sep 2006, 08:52
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deceived wrote: satanic miss: i hate having people look at me...i don't lie to people to get extra attention This guy is fucking fuuuunnny!
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The Necromancer
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006, 07:35
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Fatal if swallowed wrote: Satanic Miss wrote: 'twas a very purdy ride indeed I should have put "my Kawasaki Ninja" Thanks, and yeah don't expect to see me on a Ninja anytime soon. I don't fit on those bikes! What? Don't you just adore the bright green?!
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: I'd rather be listening to Manilla Road.
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TreeSalmon
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deceived: <anything constructive, useful, intelligent>
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The Necromancer
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Deceived: I have a penis. And testicles.
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: I'd rather be listening to Manilla Road.
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