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Things BBers would never say
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zombieattak
Metal Guru
Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 20:20 Posts: 27911 Location: Sex Cauldron
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Every BB'er I've ever met: FUCK YOU! I hate meeting new people!
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President Bagel wrote: Bagel does not move at the speed of the internet. The internet moves at the speed of Bagel.
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| 15 Nov 2006, 17:51 |
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BEAST
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56 Posts: 23819
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Mistress of Satan 666 wrote: robofist wrote: Mistress of Satan 666 wrote: BEAST wrote: Satan (to Mistress of Satan): "Is it mine?"
 Well there is someone else on this board who looks more like the baby  Is it just because they look like a baby in general? Or is it you? There is a running joke that Numen is the father. I just happened to get pregnant around the time he was here last year for DOTE. Oh and he stayed at our house. Our baby has blue eyes as well. Neither Satan or I have blue eyes. Numen does though. 
You didn't happen to hear him say "MmmmMMMMmmMMMmmmMMmmmm....Vagina!" in the middle of the night by any chance? If I was wrong once...I could be wrong twice.
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| 15 Nov 2006, 21:49 |
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BEAST
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Jun 2004, 16:56 Posts: 23819
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BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
I think this one deserves its own post.
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| 15 Nov 2006, 21:50 |
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Fatal if swallowed
Metal Illuminati
Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 18:08 Posts: 84591 Location: Bouncing off the stairs in the Querion Subsector
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BEAST wrote: BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
I think this one deserves its own post.
 Missed that! 
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skûrj wrote: gnarly piece of snatch
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| 15 Nov 2006, 23:02 |
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St Chuck
Metal Guru
Joined: 22 Jan 2006, 18:43 Posts: 4179 Location: St. Catharines
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BEAST wrote: Fatal If Swallowed: "No, you don't have to pick that up....I've got another bar of soap right here."
Best one ever
_________________ Bite my shiny metal ass
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| 15 Nov 2006, 23:05 |
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Glamgirl777
Metal Guru
Joined: 07 Feb 2005, 05:28 Posts: 32415 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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Exorcist wrote: Glamgirl777 wrote: Exorcist wrote: Glammy:
Holidays Twisted Sister Knobs Cars Beers  Holiday sTwi sted Sister Knob sCar sBeer s 

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