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Ryan Durkin
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Joined: 23 Oct 2004, 02:42 Posts: 5919 Location: London Ontario Canada
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 Things BBers would never say
now lets keep playful javs playful her,e dont go out to insult the person personally I saw this on another board so I thought i'd give it a try
Goblyne- Moonsorrow is gay
Optional Player- prog sucks especially Dream Theater
Fatal if Swallowed- anal penetration is gross
Ryan Durkin- i've givin up alcohol and devoted my life to becoming a scholar
Victoria- ive decided to be a dishwasher for the rest of my life
Vixen- I think im going to take all of my piercings out and get my tats removed
Firefarter- I'm going to pull a "my name is earl" and aplogize to everyone i've insulted
Glamgirl- twisted sister sucks
Xerves- im quitting the board because of my busy socialite life
Mister Pink Bunny I sold my cat to a chinese retaurant
Robofist- im thinking about getting a crew cut and hitting up american eagle today
go ahead and add some of your own!
_________________ i told my mom what a freat bucg tiy are akk are a biw sge wabrs ti net yiu akk byt tuba furst
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:21 |
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infernalmachine
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 23:31 Posts: 13289 Location: where dead angels lie
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beast - girls suck. especially pretty ones.
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:27 |
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NoneSoVile
Metal Guru
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:29 Posts: 17606
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Marko - O'Doyle Sucks!
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:34 |
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Disco Volante
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Joined: 13 Jun 2004, 18:45 Posts: 3535 Location: Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
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Rab - HIM are a bunch of Emo Fag
Satanic Miss - Motorhead Blows Goats For Breakfast
FireFarter - You were right, I was wrong
Vixen - I HATE BEER
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:40 |
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Malefic
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Joined: 31 Jul 2006, 22:29 Posts: 12402 Location: nowhere, oklahoma
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Xerxes - I'm never having anal sex again.
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:40 |
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Ryan Durkin
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Oct 2004, 02:42 Posts: 5919 Location: London Ontario Canada
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Obeast- im leaving the music business for ever!
_________________ i told my mom what a freat bucg tiy are akk are a biw sge wabrs ti net yiu akk byt tuba furst
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:42 |
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Disco Volante
Metal Guru
Joined: 13 Jun 2004, 18:45 Posts: 3535 Location: Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
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Syrinix - Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned
Exorcist - I may hate shows, I may hate metal....BUT I LOVE THE COCK!
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:43 |
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Ryan Durkin
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Oct 2004, 02:42 Posts: 5919 Location: London Ontario Canada
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Excorcist- anyone intirestred in buying all of my ministry stuff?
_________________ i told my mom what a freat bucg tiy are akk are a biw sge wabrs ti net yiu akk byt tuba furst
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zambonin
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Joined: 15 Oct 2005, 20:18 Posts: 8328 Location: Ottawa
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hahahah some of these are amazing
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:46 |
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00 Posts: 54389 Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Rab - I think I've seen In Flames enough times
Obeast - You know what I need to do more? Giggle
Beast - Fuck cider!
Jotun - Pantera and Nirvana are over-rated
FireFlower - Let's just have a quiet night in
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:50 |
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Xerxes
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Joined: 12 Aug 2003, 15:30 Posts: 33203 Location: Hampton, Virginia
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Its Xerxes, not Xerves, Durkin.
_________________ "Don't pay any attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them." -Nicolas Negroponte
WHAT GETS MEASURED GETS IMPROVED
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| 08 Nov 2006, 20:53 |
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drache gnar
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Joined: 16 Aug 2003, 18:21 Posts: 5997 Location: mulehound
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Numen: Man, do I ever feel rested today. I guess it was all the sleep I've been getting.
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:06 |
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infernalmachine
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Joined: 23 Jun 2006, 23:31 Posts: 13289 Location: where dead angels lie
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nonesovile: i'm too sexy for my shirt. and cryptopsy suck.
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:08 |
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Ryan Durkin
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Oct 2004, 02:42 Posts: 5919 Location: London Ontario Canada
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Blackwater- I pawned my guitar for some payote
_________________ i told my mom what a freat bucg tiy are akk are a biw sge wabrs ti net yiu akk byt tuba furst
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:19 |
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00 Posts: 54389 Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Goblyne - One day I hope to be covered in ladybugs. Beautiful, beautiful ladybugs.
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:20 |
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goblyne
Metal Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2002, 11:14 Posts: 7934 Location: The NecroTwin NecroInn
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MPB: This new band we signed to The End really sucks ass!
anyone from Adytum: okay, seriously, settle down guys...
John: Tina, i'm going to be nice to you today
El Guapo: I've been thinking... Michael Flatley actually really IS amazing!! *starts dancing riverdance*
Beast: hey Tina! (or anybody else's real name)
Numen: So I was springcleaning today and got rid of this gross old mouldy frozen banana peel sitting in the freezer...
JSW: OMG!!! I was at work today and i didn't yell at any customers!!
Rab: *to random stripper* no thanks baby, i think i've had enough...
Brent: ...
blackwater: You know what? I've realised that martial arts isn't for everyone. Especially me. I've actually enrolled myself for ballet classes now.
robofist: man, Vikings were SO uncool back in the day...
Marko: No, you can't join the eastern-european party - you're the wrong race.
Exorcist: joke's on you guys - i really AM Joey Ramone!!!!
Justin: does anyone else think this Necronomicon shirt looks lame?
Durkin: Good evening, gentlemen. How is everyone this fine evening? Quite well, I hope. I have just returned from Oxford's fine school of Spelling and Grammar and have prepared a slideshow presentation for you.
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Colin wrote: no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning
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goblyne
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002, 11:14 Posts: 7934 Location: The NecroTwin NecroInn
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Colin wrote: no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:22 |
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Blakkwater
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Joined: 12 Aug 2003, 10:01 Posts: 11175 Location: T'ranah
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Ryan Durkin wrote: Blackwater- I pawned my guitar for some payote

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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00 Posts: 54389 Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Inertia: Go Leafs Go!
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:38 |
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Ryan Durkin
Metal Guru
Joined: 23 Oct 2004, 02:42 Posts: 5919 Location: London Ontario Canada
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_________________ i told my mom what a freat bucg tiy are akk are a biw sge wabrs ti net yiu akk byt tuba furst
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00 Posts: 54389 Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Durkin: FUCK COUGARS!
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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Crimson Tears
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Mar 2005, 09:27 Posts: 11441
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Crimson Tears - I HATE CATS
_________________ A Positive Pessimist
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| 08 Nov 2006, 21:42 |
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 21:00 Posts: 54389 Location: balls deep in FireFarter
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Piece by Piece - I'm giving up concerts, and I'm going to cut Jimmy's hair
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deathstalker wrote: i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.
@to_billbrasky
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goblyne
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Joined: 04 Dec 2002, 11:14 Posts: 7934 Location: The NecroTwin NecroInn
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 these are awesome!
Piece by Piece: Jimmy is not actually my son at all - he's just a kid I stole from somewhere to get me backstage at shows
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Colin wrote: no, toastering is when you throw a toaster at someone, kinda like christians and stoning
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Crimson Tears
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Joined: 30 Mar 2005, 09:27 Posts: 11441
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Exorcist wrote: Piece by Piece - I'm giving up concerts, and I'm going to cut Jimmy's hair
*dies*
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