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 Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Guy Butt Edition 
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Passport Canada. I fucked some stuff up and called them to be like "so.... how's my passport cming along...?" and the guy on the phone helped me fix everything, patiently, and then said he probably couldn't do much but he'd try to push it through.
i didnt expect much and holy fuck it arrived a week after i called! :bounce:

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That is awesome! I'm so excited for you! You deserve nothing but badass adventures, Nat! I hope you have a blast :bounce:

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i will! this past week has been super rough, trying to figure out all my shit but.. i think i'll get it all worked out soon!

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Attack on Titan. Believe the hype, that show rocks.

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I like going on craigslist and looking at all the jobs I could be applying for a year from now. The future will be good.

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26 Oct 2013, 14:45
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Two of my best friends are getting married. They've been together for ten years, and they're the kind of people you hang out with and know right away that they're supposed to be together. Couldn't happen to nicer people.

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Today being a far, far better day than yesterday was.

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For the first hour of my shift, I really wondered how I could possibly reek of weed when I haven't smoked since around 7pm last night, and I never smoke in my work clothes.
I step outside for a cigarette, and then the smell hits me like a punch in the face. Something got sprayed by a skunk in our back lot last night or early this morning :lol:

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30 Oct 2013, 06:10
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Alpha Tiger on in a few minutes, then Queensryche. Fuck. So fucking psyched! :m:

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I smile like a goon every time I see those new "perfect day" PS4 commercials. Goddamn am I ever a geek :lol:

Also; said PS4 launches two weeks from tonight at midnight :bounce:
said commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0d9d-cdxhk

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Everybody else is off for the day at manager's meetings, and now I'm the only guy left in the shop. I have all my work done, so now it's just a matter of milling around for half an hour until my shift is done. Should be a very easy way to end the day :m:

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Rolled a bone and enjoyed it thoroughly. Afterward, leftover halloween candy from trick-or-treaters. Thank God for dying holidays.

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I got accepted to college! :bounce:


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My new mattress and box spring came in today. No more lumpy bed! :)


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It's about time, you wore the last one out, you fucking slut.
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It's about time, you wore the last one out, you fucking slut.
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It was just old. Also, the cat barfed all over the memory foam I had on it and I had to throw it out. :crazy:


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My new mattress and box spring came in today. No more lumpy bed! :)


You really shouldn't talk about Mike that way.

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Sweet, SWEET karma coming round to bite someone in the ass.


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Going to Amsterdam next year. I can't stress enough just how much I need to get the fuck out of the country and go off alone to drug & whore around for a week or so. I'm going to make it my mission to indulge in as much as money will buy me when I'm over there, assuming I'm still single when I go.

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I had an eye exam this morning and apparently my vision is stable with no change from 2 years ago. I don't have to get new glasses, and that makes me pretty happy.


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Going to Amsterdam next year. I can't stress enough just how much I need to get the fuck out of the country and go off alone to drug & whore around for a week or so. I'm going to make it my mission to indulge in as much as money will buy me when I'm over there, assuming I'm still single when I go.

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I'M SO JEALOUS!

except for the whoring around part, not really jealous of that, I've been very happy keeping my whoring exclusive to one person lately and I hope that in time you find somebody who makes you feel the same. Until then, PARTY YOUR BALLS OFF DUDE

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Going to Amsterdam next year.


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Exorcist wrote:
Going to Amsterdam next year. I can't stress enough just how much I need to get the fuck out of the country and go off alone to drug & whore around for a week or so. I'm going to make it my mission to indulge in as much as money will buy me when I'm over there, assuming I'm still single when I go.

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I'M SO JEALOUS!

except for the whoring around part, not really jealous of that, I've been very happy keeping my whoring exclusive to one person lately and I hope that in time you find somebody who makes you feel the same. Until then, PARTY YOUR BALLS OFF DUDE


:cheers:
I figure I'm still halfway young, so now is the perfect time to go to Amsterdam. I'm making enough money that it'll be a solid trip that doesn't bankrupt me, and I'm single so I'm free to indulge in everything that the city has to offer. Time to cross a bunch of things off of the bucket list, no doubt about it :m:

The only thing missing from this trip is somebody who will get into just as much nastiness as I can, who could possibly spur me to take things just a little bit further. A catalyst, if you will. If nothing else, somebody to provide an alibi or bail me out of jail if shit goes south would be nice :lol:

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You're one day closer to dead than you were a day ago. Happy Wednesday! :)

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You're one day closer to dead than you were a day ago. Happy Wednesday! :)


WOOHOO! Early retirement! :yeah:

Odd sidebar: Dying young doesn't scare me. Living until I'm 70 or 80 scares the shit out of me.

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