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 Fucking Things You Fucking Like: Guy Butt Edition 
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Holy fuck! I sent a request to the company we contract out to yesterday... and they actually listened to me and acknowledged that I know our numbers better than they do :o

That said, be careful what you wish for, because now I'm going to have a very, very long day ahead of me. But at least our guys won't be fucked until Wednesday now. I just saved our tech's asses, and ensured that our company can make a fuckload of bank this weekend. Awesome! :m:


I've yet to figure out what the hell it is you do. :lol:


I think he works for a company that repairs/refurbishes sex toys.


That's part of my side business as a rogue gynecologist :thumb:

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Another thing I like: fucking with ridiculous, over-sensitive PC types. Goddamn. It should get old, but it never does. This Miley Cyrus debacle is bringing them out of the woodwork. It's like fucking candyland for emotional sadists :lol:

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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30 Aug 2013, 20:30
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Phwoar! :o
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01 Sep 2013, 01:23
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I'll just kill it with that vampire chickenhawk or whatever its called card.

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01 Sep 2013, 09:13
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You're the equivalent of the Larper the other Larpers avoid, because he always uses the cloak that has protection from everything.

You're speaking entirely in idealized scenarios, hypothesizing that when you're faced with situation x, you'll have situation y to answer it. By your logic Tarmogoyf is nothing special because it folds to Doom blade, or that Jace, the Mind Sculptor is no big deal because he folds to Dreadbore.

I assume you're referring to Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, in which case, he'll no longer be in Standard by the time Theros rotates in. And his ultimate takes time to pull off.

And here's the kicker, I'm not even trying to insinuate that there's anything amazingly overpowered about the card. I just think it's a sleekly designed card with great artwork, that will be fun to put into my cube.

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A good friend is severely cutting down on his drinking, and has taken up a little bit of pot smoking. I'm really happy for him. It's a far healthier alternative, and getting to know how that drug works is a hell of a lot of fun. All of those "____ would be really fun while baked!" experiences for the first time? Lucky bastard :lol:

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i can see derek singing it while a chick is riding him as hes got a cig hanging out of his mouth.


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President Bagel wrote:
You're the equivalent of the Larper the other Larpers avoid, because he always uses the cloak that has protection from everything.

You're speaking entirely in idealized scenarios, hypothesizing that when you're faced with situation x, you'll have situation y to answer it. By your logic Tarmogoyf is nothing special because it folds to Doom blade, or that Jace, the Mind Sculptor is no big deal because he folds to Dreadbore.

I assume you're referring to Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, in which case, he'll no longer be in Standard by the time Theros rotates in. Nobody plays with Sorin, Lord of Innistrad in Modern. And you're acting like you can pull off his ultimate ability with zero resistance.

And here's the kicker, I'm not even trying to insinuate that there's anything amazingly overpowered about the card. I just think it's a sleekly designed card with great artwork, that will be fun to put into my cube.

no i was actually trying to remember the name of some card that is apparently insanely annoying for it's abilities. it's something vampire something hawk. i don't recall exactly. one of my friends has gotten into magic and though i think it's pretty lame, i played a couple games with him at his insistence. still think it's lame, and would never waste a cent on it, but slightly less lame than before.

anyway, vampire chickenhawk, turn my element cards, death touch, flight, or whatever that ability it has is. and then tremendous growth.

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Spectacular card. Death touch doesn't have any effect on Planeswalkers.

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ya that! i don't know what a planeswalker is.

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02 Sep 2013, 02:17
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See: Elspeth, Sun's Champion.

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so i win?

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The breakfast I just ate. Three fried eggs and two pieces of fried shredded wheat. So fucking delicious :drool:

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Phwoar! :o
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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bought a couple cool fuckin' knives this weekend! montreal army surplus stores > toronto army surplus stores

oh yeah the rest of the trip was awesome too. got to see a ton of awesome bands, play a fantastic set, and spend some time with people i really like and don't hang out with very much.

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Crush any sluts?

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literally hundreds

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2XkREhVE_Y

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thought i was going to get fired, turns out my bosses are going to go through a bunch of loopholes to keep me on board.
thougt i was going to get deported.. well, thats up in the air still but its looking better.
my romantic life is taking a surprising but ultimately healthy and joyful turn.

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I'm at home, on holiday. I took my bike out for a spin today. I think I came multiple times on that ride.

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I'm at home, on holiday. I took my bike out for a spin today. I think I came multiple times on that ride.


:m: :m: :m:

I'm in the midst of the busiest time of year at work. So far, it's all running like a well oiled machine :m:

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More bands were just released for MDF...

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Just scored free tickets for me and the family for the circus on Sunday. Haven't been to a circus since I was in preschool. Kids will enjoy it, plus free stuff is always awesome.

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Pee Wee Herman once said "you can't have a circus without clowns". If you don't see any clowns there, then it's not an actual circus.

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Pee Wee Herman once said "you can't have a circus without clowns". If you don't see any clowns there, then it's not an actual circus.


Man, I really hope Beezo the Clown makes an appearance! :8D:

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....

:lol:

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