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because I always have my mind in the gutter :cheers:
Yayyy to both of you!!


:lol: Thank you very much! 8) :cheers:

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Shows that have no sucky bands on the bill - specifically big-name tours that somehow have no sucky bands on the bill.

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What? Did you finally finish your time machine? :)

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Yayyy to both of you!!


Thank you! :)


24 May 2013, 02:08
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RAMMSTEIN IN BERLIN TONIGHT!!

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One week from tonight, my lady and I will be in Buffalo to see Cannibal Corpse :m:


You two doing the Toronto date also?


We were going to do that originally, but Wednesday 13 is playing in Toronto that night as well so we had to change our plans.

Cannibal Corpse/Napalm Death in Buffalo on the Thursday, Wednesday 13 in Toronto on the Friday :m:

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RAMMSTEIN IN BERLIN TONIGHT!!

LIVE AUS BERLIIIIIIIIN

I am so jealous!

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Today was a good day. Took kids to daycare. Went grocery shopping. Picked up my wife from work to have lunch. Hung out with my brother for a bit. Bought a new set of polyhedral die. Bought the new Vorum album. Going to start dinner in a few minutes.

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My wife also had her annual review at work today and got a raise. Seeing as her anniversary there is actually in February (and the review was late), they are also retro-paying all the way back from February to now. :m:

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I hate my neighbor for being outside with his power tools building stuff... because it makes me feel like a turd for not being outside building shit with power tools. :lol:

BEING OUTSIDE BUILDING SHIT WITH POWER TOOLS

like have you ever had a job where you think, "they actually pay me for this??"

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I hate my neighbor for being outside with his power tools building stuff... because it makes me feel like a turd for not being outside building shit with power tools. :lol:

BEING OUTSIDE BUILDING SHIT WITH POWER TOOLS

like have you ever had a job where you think, "they actually pay me for this??"

There's a weird sort of ego boost that comes with working with your hands in a skilled trade environment. Kind of like "I'm a REAL MAN". I've worked in the field for years and we always think we're superior to the soft handed office girlie men. It's bullshit but true.


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there is real, concrete value to the work you do. you put things together! you take things apart! you modify the environment for the benefit of yourself and those around you! playing with numbers and sorting information... it's important in this time period but it seems so abstract. i just want to build shit and play music.

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there is real, concrete value to the work you do. you put things together! you take things apart! you modify the environment for the benefit of yourself and those around you! playing with numbers and sorting information... it's important in this time period but it seems so abstract. i just want to build shit and play music.


C'mon, man! I do more than that!

I also run the bank's Facebook page. :)

*kills self*

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there is real, concrete value to the work you do. you put things together! you take things apart! you modify the environment for the benefit of yourself and those around you! playing with numbers and sorting information... it's important in this time period but it seems so abstract. i just want to build shit and play music.


I paid my way through school working on a road construction crew, and even did it for two full years after I finished college. Even though that job was pretty much the pits, I still miss being able to look back at the end of the day and see a half mile long stretch of brand new road that I helped put down. It was pretty cool, but not cool enough to justify working over 60 hours a week, having no ability to take any days off, and shoveling burning hot black top in the 90 degree summer for the rest of my life. Now I chase people with schizophrenia around the city all day. It’s not so bad, but sometimes you miss the easily measurable sense of accomplishment that at construction job brings.


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I'm getting a new lawn mower! Woooo. I do a large grass cutting job every Thursday (can be an all day thing depending on length and/or weather...) and the previous mower that I used had a wicked kick back when I'd go to start it. It felt like the damn thing was trying to rip my arm off sometimes. Any ways, it finally crapped out when I was doing a job yesterday! wooo

Landed a sweet painting job on one of the properties that I do the lawn maintenance stuff at. It's beach front and they have two LARGE decks, plus various small decks/stairs, and other decorative things that need to be re-painted. I'll be making 18 an hour. :beer: :beer:

I got some sweet photos of a deer, some ducklings, and pretty landscapes, last night. I'm currently going through the photos to pick out the best ones and am SQUEEING over the baby ducks. The deer was awesome, and surprisingly not too wary. She came over to investigate me. I wanted to pet her but unfortunately I don't have inspector gadget arms and couldn't reach the six feet between us. :(

I'm happy today. :)

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I can now say that I have a boyfriend. I haven't been this happy in a long time, and it feels amazing! :)


YES!!!

I'm very happy for you :) :)

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YES!!!

I'm very happy for you :) :)


Thank you! :)


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I LIKE THAT INSTEAD OF WATCHING PORN AND BEING LETHARGIC THIS IS HOW I SPENT MY DAY

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(yadda yadda yadda)

THEN TODAY- HOLY FUCK

I did "The O Course" at the Docks, a weekly obstacle race run by an ex-Marine. Wicked, sadistic warmup, followed by probably upwards of 6k of running, part of which was knee-deep through Lake Ontario (with occasional stops for jump squats and lunges) then a brief but vicious obstacle course. The running part I did reasonably well at, and the obstacles I simply fucking CRUSHED. I was feeling so weak during the warmup, which is the idea I think, but when the obstacles came I was like fucking He-Man. One-shotted the monkeybars, mud crawl, farmer carries, all kinds of shit... it was so awesome. I'm ruined. Taking Monday off from the gym for sure.

I finished 24th out of close to 200, did it in 1:16:16. I feel fucking GREAT. I need to kill or impregnate something while this testosterone high lasts.

and holy shit i ended up in a few of the event pics!

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I need to kill or impregnate something while this testosterone high lasts.


:m: :beer:

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I need to kill or impregnate something while this testosterone high lasts.


:m: :beer:

I visited my neighbour at her bar and I was definitely giving her the "get pregnant from me" vibe. :m:

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I fucking like Cards Against Humanity. :lol:

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What? Did you finally finish your time machine? :)



No, but over the course of my metal fandom, I've seen so many shows where half the bands are filler, and feel like I'm wasting my time even being there. Good contrast when the only real dead-time is between the bands, not during them.

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I fucking like Cards Against Humanity. :lol:


That game is awesome! :lol:
"A bigger, blacker dick" seems to win every round it shows up in :roll:

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I fucking like Cards Against Humanity. :lol:


That game is awesome! :lol:
"A bigger, blacker dick" seems to win every round it shows up in :roll:


:lol: We only got the big, black dick this last time. I had a lot of boring cards.

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...or do I?

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