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Same here! :shred:

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First day back from a week of much-needed holidays. So weird to be awake at this hour again :lol:

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So I'm watching some TV last night, and I'm more than a little stoned. I don't know wtf triggered it, but a great skeleton for a story popped into my mind. If you're thinking in terms of a play or a movie, I had the entire first act figured out during the span of a commercial break. I have no idea where I'm gonna take it, but it's such a cool beginning to a story that I've gotta take a serious stab at finishing this one out. I have no clue if I'm going to write it as a story or a script, but I'm fucking excited to finally have inspiration sneak up on me after such a serious dry spell.

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i love when that happens! grab on to it before it slips away!

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The fact that I was single for about a week before this cool chick and I started chatting. I think this may be the first time I've ever been asked out by a lady rather than the other way around :lol:

It's just a coffee date, but if I'm gonna be single, I'm not gonna mope around this time. Too many months have been wasted being miserable. It's time to adjust to the new situation, and just go with it.

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04 Jul 2013, 06:14
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What is it about Northern Ontario that brings out the partier in me? ahaha.. I rarely drink but whenever I am here it's a totally different story. Already slightly hungover, only spent one night here so far.... here until Tuesday and there's a wedding on Friday and a party on Saturday.

Must not drink too much tonight... shakey photographer hands might be bad, even with an image stabilizer.

Oh yeah, so, I like Northern Ontario. :lol:

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The fact that I was single for about a week before this cool chick and I started chatting. I think this may be the first time I've ever been asked out by a lady rather than the other way around :lol:

It's just a coffee date, but if I'm gonna be single, I'm not gonna mope around this time. Too many months have been wasted being miserable. It's time to adjust to the new situation, and just go with it.



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The fact that I was single for about a week before this cool chick and I started chatting. I think this may be the first time I've ever been asked out by a lady rather than the other way around :lol:

It's just a coffee date, but if I'm gonna be single, I'm not gonna mope around this time. Too many months have been wasted being miserable. It's time to adjust to the new situation, and just go with it.

GET LAID! :m:

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The fact that I was single for about a week before this cool chick and I started chatting. I think this may be the first time I've ever been asked out by a lady rather than the other way around :lol:

It's just a coffee date, but if I'm gonna be single, I'm not gonna mope around this time. Too many months have been wasted being miserable. It's time to adjust to the new situation, and just go with it.

GET LAID! :m:


:roll:

I'll just be stoked if she's as cool in person as she seems, and I get a good night out with somebody :m:

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Exorcist wrote:
The fact that I was single for about a week before this cool chick and I started chatting. I think this may be the first time I've ever been asked out by a lady rather than the other way around :lol:

It's just a coffee date, but if I'm gonna be single, I'm not gonna mope around this time. Too many months have been wasted being miserable. It's time to adjust to the new situation, and just go with it.

GET LAID! :m:


:roll:

I'll just be stoked if she's as cool in person as she seems, and I get a good night out with somebody :m:


Don't be a faggot. Get laid!

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She's seven years older than me. I don't think I have a shot in hell, at least if she expects somebody who is relatively mature. But if she's into dick jokes, I'm in! I may be 32, but the term "man-child" totally applies :lol:

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She's seven years older than me. I don't think I have a shot in hell, at least if she expects somebody who is relatively mature. But if she's into dick jokes, I'm in! I may be 32, but the term "man-child" totally applies :lol:

7 years is peanuts.

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fuck the pain away

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She's seven years older than me. I don't think I have a shot in hell, at least if she expects somebody who is relatively mature. But if she's into dick jokes, I'm in! I may be 32, but the term "man-child" totally applies :lol:

7 years is peanuts.


Lots of chicks her age are looking for a dude that is responsible, but not a total square. Have a blast, and lay some pipe. :beer:


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You guys are all awesome :lol:

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Gonna see my family this weekend, actually pretty stoked. My grandmother turns 90 this week. Gonna give her whiskey rocks.

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Gonna see my family this weekend, actually pretty stoked. My grandmother turns 90 this week. Gonna give her whiskey rocks.


That is a GREAT gift idea, dude. A girl I used to kinda/sorta be with gave me some for my birthday a few years ago, and I still use the damn things.

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Unexpected bonus cheques! :yeah:

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if she's into dick jokes, I'm in!


You may want to rephrase that. :idea:


However, if you're going to get mauled by a cougar, let it happen. :thumb:

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She's seven years older than me. I don't think I have a shot in hell, at least if she expects somebody who is relatively mature. But if she's into dick jokes, I'm in! I may be 32, but the term "man-child" totally applies :lol:

7 years is peanuts.


Lots of chicks her age are looking for a dude that is responsible, but not a total square. Have a blast, and lay some pipe. :beer:

no wonder all i do is pull in the older ones these days.

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Finally a new cartridge for the turntable. :beer:


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I honestly don't remember the last time I've been this happy. It's amazing how much one person can change your life for the better. :)


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I honestly don't remember the last time I've been this happy. It's amazing how much one person can change your life for the better. :)


He's that good at cunnilingus, eh?

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Was not expecting that kind of a reponse! I should have known better! :lol:


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