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Looks like people made enough of a stink (see hate thread) to save my local record store. Now I can continue to buy metal every other Friday, and I can still walk there on the odd occasion that I hit the bars and buy “drunk metal”. :beer:

Good fucking news :beer:

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Not getting arrested. Close fucking call last night.

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Not getting arrested. Close fucking call last night.


She identified the wrong guy in the lineup, eh?

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07 Jun 2013, 18:22
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07 Jun 2013, 21:54
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I love Greggy. Nothing like feeling like a buncha teenagers staying up snuggling half the night because one of you (hint: not me) was too baked and weirded out. :lol:

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Next time he should only eat half a cookie.

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My vacation starts next Friday :nana:

My buddies and I have our guys weekend set and ready to start that night through Sunday. Shroomfest falls on that weekend, and I'm prepped and ready to go for that.

I just have to get through ten more shifts including today. Hopefully I can get the guy who's covering my vacation up to speed by then, which shouldn't be a problem because the guy's a fuckin' wizard when it comes to his job. This may be the first vacation I come back from where I don't return to a week's worth of work that I have to catch up on.

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Being me. :shred:

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A neighbor just gave us a chainsaw. For free. :m:

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Did you chainsaw him immediately? That would've been pretty funny

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Did you chainsaw him immediately? That would've been pretty funny


Missed opportunity. :(

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So:

Yesterday I got a pretty respectable raise that I didn't even ask for. As my boss is walking away with me standing there stunned, he just says "you earned it" over his shoulder. Total fucking ego boost, and a GREAT way to start the week.

Yesterday the price for the PS4 got announced, and I've had a nerd-boner ever since. I've probably said "E3" more than "fuck" today. Take a moment to consider how frequently that is.

Work today is going as smooth as can be, and when I get out of here I'm going into town to pre-order my PS4.

When I get home, I have the small emergency bowl of weed in the bottom of my grinder that has a lovely coating of THC crystals on it.

This day is just a blowjob away from being perfect.

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This day is just a blowjob away from being perfect.


I'll be right over. :girl:

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Getting NIN tickets today. I've only seen them once, even though they're one of my very favorite bands. Easily one of the most important bands to help me get out of high school alive or without killing anybody else. Two more hours until tickets will be mine! :yeah:

edit: clicking 'refresh' like a madman from 9:25 until tickets went on sale. Put in for two tickets, best available section right at 9:30. No presale tickets available despite it starting right when I was clicking into the page. Gotta try the general on sale tomorrow I guess. Fuck.

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the freshman gril who is getting into metal just bought me a ticket for the wintersun/fleshgod apocalypse show as a thank you for the year in band. :beer:

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the freshman gril who is getting into metal just bought me a ticket for the wintersun/fleshgod apocalypse show as a thank you for the year in band. :beer:


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Seriously though, that's awesome! :beer:

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My new job. There seems to be a lot of petty, back-stabbing bullshit there but the job is cool as hell. I have to wait until my "probationary period" is over to tell people to fuck off but I think I can do it. The job is 4 days a week and 10 minutes from my house. Pay is ok and the benefits rule so if I can just get used to the people I'm happy as fuck. (90 days is a long time to wait to tell people off though) :)


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Getting NIN tickets today. I've only seen them once, even though they're one of my very favorite bands. Easily one of the most important bands to help me get out of high school alive or without killing anybody else. Two more hours until tickets will be mine! :yeah:

edit: clicking 'refresh' like a madman from 9:25 until tickets went on sale. Put in for two tickets, best available section right at 9:30. No presale tickets available despite it starting right when I was clicking into the page. Gotta try the general on sale tomorrow I guess. Fuck.

fuck i hope i can grab a pair of tickets in the 100 section tomorrow night :shock:
never seen them and i really really really want to

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I did eventually manage to snag a pair in the 100s. The password I was initially given was wrong, but once I got the right one I was set. I'm gonna try for floors today at 10am. If I don't get 'em, I have somewhat decent tickets anyways. If I do, I'm sure I won't have trouble getting rid of these tickets. This show should be amazing. The only time I saw them was the With Teeth tour when they came through with Queens of the Stone Age. Considering I've been a fan since '94, it blows me away to have only seen NIN once.

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Coming in to work today and being 100% caught up. All I have to do is take care of our techs when they come in for gear, and inventory the shipment that's coming in which shouldn't even be that big. Plus I have two options today as far as how the rest of the day can go.

1) I stay for up to half an hour past the end of my shift, and max out my hours this pay period. Considering this is the first set of hours at my new wage, this is REALLY fucking tempting.

2) When we close up at noon, I leave at noon as well if I'm in a position to do so. I'd only lose out on two hours of pay for the day, and I'd still have a few extra hours on the pay cheque in two weeks.

As long as today isn't the clusterfuck that last Friday was, this shift could be pretty sweet!

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I did eventually manage to snag a pair in the 100s. The password I was initially given was wrong, but once I got the right one I was set. I'm gonna try for floors today at 10am. If I don't get 'em, I have somewhat decent tickets anyways. If I do, I'm sure I won't have trouble getting rid of these tickets. This show should be amazing. The only time I saw them was the With Teeth tour when they came through with Queens of the Stone Age. Considering I've been a fan since '94, it blows me away to have only seen NIN once.

got tickets in 100s section, 122 i think. yey
did you get your floors and where is your 100s seats?

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ship i thought had sailed is still fully docked. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

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ship i thought had sailed is still fully docked. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


I have no idea what this means, but WOO!

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She needs to be more vague.


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