Oh my GOD. I know you were probably getting red-faced and really irritated by this point, but if you see him again you could maybe try to out-creep him.

"I know right, picking up desperate masochists at bars is like shooting fish in a barrel for me. Want to come back to my place and see some of my.... special leather?"

Solarfall just gained seven street cred points.

Actually, I hate all of Idaho.

Speaking of Idaho, I pissed out of the window of a gondola in Idaho once. Great story.

And that, kids, is how Yukon Gold potatoes got their color.

seems like something's in the air. a lot of couples breaking up, and people's family members dying, and just generally bad shit going around right now. i'm doing ok (some minor hiccups but nothing i can't cope with) but i'm worried about my friends. this shit always passes i know, but it seems like a huge wave of crap is hitting everyone right now.

Car needs a new engine. Fuck times infinity.

Bullet for my Valentine ads have taken over teh internets.

Better yet? My wife's car wouldn't start this morning!

I just tried, for the fourth time, to watch Earthlings.
*sigh* cannot do it.

Not hating that I cannot watch it, hating the reasons why.

I think my cat ate too fast because not long after I fed her, she barfed down the back of the couch, managing to hit a cushion, and all of the blankets that were on there too. Cleaning it all up was not fun.

as much as i like animals, it's posts like that one that make me happy i don't have any pets right now.

Skurj's stories are awesome. Not counting the last one about bad vibes. Hope they get better!

I think I have gremlins in my place.
Not cute movie gremlins, mind you, but the malevolent Bugs Bunny cartoon kind.

I know the feeling, although my tenaciousness is paying off and I am really doing what I can to not allow myself to sink to the levels I did the last two winters. The only good thing that came out of that shit was a whole lot of gruelingly negative lyrics.

negative lyrics!

I had a job interview last week, and just found out today that I didn't get the job. It sucks.

You need to go back there and upper deck one of their toilets. That will make you feel better.

Send more apps, get more interviews!

My stepmother's lung cancer has spread to her brain, she has two tumors. Untreated she has a couple months. Treated, she might have a few more. My dad's a wreck. I don't really know how I feel, but it's not good.

I'm really sorry to hear that.

I'm trying!

I'm sorry to hear that, Darcy. Cancer fucking sucks.

Bought a pack of smokes.
Lost a pack of smokes.
Time elapsed between two events = 10 minutes


Oh well. Less smoking!

fuck