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never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? :roll:

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05 Nov 2009, 03:36
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You all need to cheer up!

Desmond has a barrow in the market place
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jewellers stores
Buys a twenty carat golden ring (Golden ring?)
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her she begins to sing (Sing)

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on, yeah (No)

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
(Ah ha ha ha ha ha)

Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand (Arm! Leg!)
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band

Yes, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on (Ha ha ha)
Hey, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Yeah, happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand (Foot!)
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band

Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on
Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra
La-la how the life goes on

And if you want some fun
Take ob-la-di ob-la-da

[Thank you, uh, ha ha ha!]
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never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? :roll:


The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer.

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That's because most appliances in trailers are old, like the one at dstalks' place.

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Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed...


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Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed...


There's a particulary vicious strain of the common cold going around TO right now. I know 3 people who got knocked on their asses by it. Just count your lucky stars it's simply a nasty cold and not this fucking pig flu. I cannot describe to you how freaking violent, tenacious and frankly terrifying it is.

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I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either.


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Cyanide Martyr wrote:
Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed...


There's a particulary vicious strain of the common cold going around TO right now. I know 3 people who got knocked on their asses by it. Just count your lucky stars it's simply a nasty cold and not this fucking pig flu. I cannot describe to you how freaking violent, tenacious and frankly terrifying it is.



I had a badass kicker of a cold last week, so did mandy. it's not swine flu.

And mr. Martyr, colds can be kicked fast if you know what to do. either that or suck it up


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I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either.



Why would the emerg doc tell you that you had a cold if in fact it was something else? Don't you think they've been inundated with people with the exact same query this season?

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furrowsOFgods wrote:
never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? :roll:


The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer.



every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match..

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furrowsOFgods wrote:
SuicideCommando wrote:
furrowsOFgods wrote:
never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? :roll:


The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer.



every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match..



I guess I'm just wrong then!!!

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Satanic Miss wrote:
Cyanide Martyr wrote:
I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either.



Why would the emerg doc tell you that you had a cold if in fact it was something else? Don't you think they've been inundated with people with the exact same query this season?

I had a nurse yell at me for coming in to the clinic when I "just have the flu", when I actually had very bad pneumonia; just because they see the same thing a lot doesn't mean they don't misjudge from time to time.

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NEED TO GO TO WORK


CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING WALLET

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furrowsOFgods wrote:
SuicideCommando wrote:
furrowsOFgods wrote:
never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? :roll:


The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer.



every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match..

WOW!!! When I was a little kid (35 years ago), my grandmother had a really old stove which had to be lit that way. That's the only one I've ever seen, other than like camping equipment or stoves in a travel trailer of course.


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Wow, I've only been awake for 3 hours and already this day is turning out to fucking blow.. I'm hung over, exhausted, mix ups at work and a really fuck mean message in my facebook inbox from someone I love. I've been on the verge of tears for like half an hour now. :(

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:Slaps April across the face: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN






That better?


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i'm guessing my symptoms weren't really apparent when i went in. in any case, it's what i expected from this hospital (god i hate it). Just came back from the clinic and the doctor told me not to go out for a couple of days...these last 2 weeks sucked ass...


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zombieattak wrote:
Wow, I've only been awake for 3 hours and already this day is turning out to fucking blow.. I'm hung over, exhausted, mix ups at work and a really fuck mean message in my facebook inbox from someone I love. I've been on the verge of tears for like half an hour now. :(


Poor thing. :( |hugs| It's not noon yet! Your day has much potential to become better.

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:Slaps April across the face: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN






That better?

Better now :lol:
Jay cheered my sad ass up, and I got another message from the meanie in my inbox :stern:
Miller, you're a knob :lol:
But I love you, asshole.

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ARGH!

1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm.

2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup

3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more :lol:

Grrrrr....

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Stupid Olympic ticket page, won't let me register to get tix tomorrow. WTF is wrong with it? Fuck! :mad:

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Putting a noticeable scratch in my new jeep :byhatw: :byhatw:

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ARGH!

1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm.

2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup

3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more :lol:

Grrrrr....


I guess it worked out nicely then. I mean, it'd be a major bummer if you barfed on your date. :)

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Exorcist wrote:
ARGH!

1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm.

2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup

3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more :lol:

Grrrrr....


I guess it worked out nicely then. I mean, it'd be a major bummer if you barfed on your date. :)

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