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furrowsOFgods
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Joined: 30 Mar 2006, 05:22 Posts: 13982
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 Re: HATE is reality...
never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew? 
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| 05 Nov 2009, 03:36 |
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Platoon
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Joined: 09 Jun 2003, 11:56 Posts: 13157 Location: 1979
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You all need to cheer up! Desmond has a barrow in the market place Molly is the singer in a band Desmond says to Molly "girl I like your face" And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on Desmond takes a trolley to the jewellers stores Buys a twenty carat golden ring (Golden ring?) Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door And as he gives it to her she begins to sing (Sing) Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on, yeah (No) In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones (Ah ha ha ha ha ha) Happy ever after in the market place Desmond lets the children lend a hand (Arm! Leg!) Molly stays at home and does her pretty face And in the evening she still sings it with the band Yes, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on (Ha ha ha) Hey, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) Yeah, happy ever after in the market place Molly lets the children lend a hand (Foot!) Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face And in the evening she's a singer with the band Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on Yeah, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra La-la how the life goes on And if you want some fun Take ob-la-di ob-la-da [Thank you, uh, ha ha ha!] 
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| 05 Nov 2009, 04:27 |
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SuicideCommando
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Joined: 18 Dec 2004, 14:55 Posts: 9752
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 Re: HATE is reality...
furrowsOFgods wrote: never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew?  The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer.
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| 05 Nov 2009, 05:06 |
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robofist
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Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 12:09 Posts: 57799 Location: Toronto
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That's because most appliances in trailers are old, like the one at dstalks' place.
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| 05 Nov 2009, 09:20 |
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Cyanide Martyr
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Joined: 14 Aug 2006, 18:55 Posts: 4971 Location: Markham, Ontario
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Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed...
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| 05 Nov 2009, 09:50 |
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 13:00 Posts: 32304 Location: Toronto
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Cyanide Martyr wrote: Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed... There's a particulary vicious strain of the common cold going around TO right now. I know 3 people who got knocked on their asses by it. Just count your lucky stars it's simply a nasty cold and not this fucking pig flu. I cannot describe to you how freaking violent, tenacious and frankly terrifying it is.
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| 05 Nov 2009, 18:54 |
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Cyanide Martyr
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Joined: 14 Aug 2006, 18:55 Posts: 4971 Location: Markham, Ontario
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I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either.
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| 05 Nov 2009, 19:05 |
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El Guapo
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Joined: 03 Oct 2004, 21:51 Posts: 5988
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Satanic Miss wrote: Cyanide Martyr wrote: Doctor told me I had a cold when i went to see her. It's been three days since then and i can barely move from my bed... There's a particulary vicious strain of the common cold going around TO right now. I know 3 people who got knocked on their asses by it. Just count your lucky stars it's simply a nasty cold and not this fucking pig flu. I cannot describe to you how freaking violent, tenacious and frankly terrifying it is. I had a badass kicker of a cold last week, so did mandy. it's not swine flu. And mr. Martyr, colds can be kicked fast if you know what to do. either that or suck it up
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| 05 Nov 2009, 19:06 |
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Satanic Miss
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005, 13:00 Posts: 32304 Location: Toronto
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Cyanide Martyr wrote: I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either. Why would the emerg doc tell you that you had a cold if in fact it was something else? Don't you think they've been inundated with people with the exact same query this season?
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| 05 Nov 2009, 19:11 |
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furrowsOFgods
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Joined: 30 Mar 2006, 05:22 Posts: 13982
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SuicideCommando wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew?  The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer. every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match..
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| 05 Nov 2009, 22:50 |
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SuicideCommando
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Joined: 18 Dec 2004, 14:55 Posts: 9752
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furrowsOFgods wrote: SuicideCommando wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew?  The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer. every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match.. I guess I'm just wrong then!!!
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| 06 Nov 2009, 02:12 |
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Satan's_little_plaything
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Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 16:10 Posts: 5379 Location: In a hell of my own creation
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Satanic Miss wrote: Cyanide Martyr wrote: I'm not sure gonna go see my family doctor (the one was an emergency room one) tomorrow. I don't think it's the cold, but i don't think it's the pig flu either. Why would the emerg doc tell you that you had a cold if in fact it was something else? Don't you think they've been inundated with people with the exact same query this season? I had a nurse yell at me for coming in to the clinic when I "just have the flu", when I actually had very bad pneumonia; just because they see the same thing a lot doesn't mean they don't misjudge from time to time.
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| 06 Nov 2009, 10:32 |
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robofist
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Joined: 02 Feb 2003, 12:09 Posts: 57799 Location: Toronto
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NEED TO GO TO WORK
CAN'T FIND MY FUCKING WALLET
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| 06 Nov 2009, 10:44 |
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moshdrum69
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 15:37 Posts: 64034
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furrowsOFgods wrote: SuicideCommando wrote: furrowsOFgods wrote: never heard of a gas stove, eh, drew?  The only gas stove I've ever seen where you had to light it yourself with a match or something was in a trailer. every kitchen ive ever worked in has had gas stove that you have to light with a match.. WOW!!! When I was a little kid (35 years ago), my grandmother had a really old stove which had to be lit that way. That's the only one I've ever seen, other than like camping equipment or stoves in a travel trailer of course.
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| 06 Nov 2009, 11:32 |
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zombieattak
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Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 21:20 Posts: 20989 Location: Killing you...Then fucking the body
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Wow, I've only been awake for 3 hours and already this day is turning out to fucking blow.. I'm hung over, exhausted, mix ups at work and a really fuck mean message in my facebook inbox from someone I love. I've been on the verge of tears for like half an hour now. 
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| 06 Nov 2009, 11:36 |
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Angry Inch
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Joined: 26 Nov 2006, 22:35 Posts: 16561
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:Slaps April across the face: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN
That better?
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| 06 Nov 2009, 11:44 |
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Cyanide Martyr
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Joined: 14 Aug 2006, 18:55 Posts: 4971 Location: Markham, Ontario
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i'm guessing my symptoms weren't really apparent when i went in. in any case, it's what i expected from this hospital (god i hate it). Just came back from the clinic and the doctor told me not to go out for a couple of days...these last 2 weeks sucked ass...
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| 06 Nov 2009, 12:02 |
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ARSEFACE.
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Joined: 20 Dec 2004, 19:27 Posts: 40412 Location: Attending a Knife Party
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zombieattak wrote: Wow, I've only been awake for 3 hours and already this day is turning out to fucking blow.. I'm hung over, exhausted, mix ups at work and a really fuck mean message in my facebook inbox from someone I love. I've been on the verge of tears for like half an hour now.  Poor thing.  |hugs| It's not noon yet! Your day has much potential to become better.
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| 06 Nov 2009, 12:24 |
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zombieattak
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Joined: 14 Sep 2006, 21:20 Posts: 20989 Location: Killing you...Then fucking the body
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Angry Inch wrote: :Slaps April across the face: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN
That better? Better now  Jay cheered my sad ass up, and I got another message from the meanie in my inbox :stern: Miller, you're a knob But I love you, asshole.
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| 06 Nov 2009, 12:50 |
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Angry Inch
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| 06 Nov 2009, 14:28 |
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 22:00 Posts: 42659 Location: Victoria, BC
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ARGH! 1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm. 2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup 3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more Grrrrr....
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| 06 Nov 2009, 21:26 |
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verbalsniper
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Joined: 06 Apr 2007, 17:12 Posts: 16497 Location: Canada's zombie-infested pacific coast
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Stupid Olympic ticket page, won't let me register to get tix tomorrow. WTF is wrong with it? Fuck! 
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| 07 Nov 2009, 04:40 |
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St Chuck
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Joined: 22 Jan 2006, 19:43 Posts: 3770 Location: St. Catharines
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Putting a noticeable scratch in my new jeep 
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| 07 Nov 2009, 17:19 |
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Heavy Metal Breakdown
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Joined: 26 Aug 2006, 15:22 Posts: 18835 Location: Portland, OR
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Exorcist wrote: ARGH! 1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm. 2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup 3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more Grrrrr.... I guess it worked out nicely then. I mean, it'd be a major bummer if you barfed on your date. 
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| 07 Nov 2009, 18:26 |
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Alabama_ThunderFetus
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Joined: 12 Feb 2007, 20:43 Posts: 9708 Location: VIRGINIA
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Heavy Metal Breakdown wrote: Exorcist wrote: ARGH! 1) I was supposed to work from 5:30am to 1:30pm today. Thanks to a scheduling fuckup and me being the only manager on shift, I had to stay until 4pm. 2) This is the first time in a VERY long time that I had a date - which had to get postponed until tomorrow thanks to said scheduling fuckup 3) I'm also sick, and puked a couple times on the way in to work. Spent the whole day trying not to puke more Grrrrr.... I guess it worked out nicely then. I mean, it'd be a major bummer if you barfed on your date.  GO FUCK YOURSELF
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| 07 Nov 2009, 19:48 |
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