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Stallionforce
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Joined: 24 Nov 2004, 12:27
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Location: Victoria, BC
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 PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! ...As I plunge my spoon into your oily murks, you despoil me with nutty vengeance! Smooth, creamy, salty...hey it's a lot like pussy actually! But not hairy, and doesn't tumesce like a scaly tuna as I lick it down; but the former fattens with its maddening sublime textures, while the latter leans you out and sandpapers your tongue to a lizardly finish: in fact with some women you will waste to nothing to empty that jar. But peanut butter, how I loathe your smooshy grasp on my heart! 
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Platoon
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Joined: 09 Jun 2003, 11:56
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Location: 1979
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! I miss the weed in Victoria.
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furrowsOFgods
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Joined: 30 Mar 2006, 05:22
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE!
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verbalsniper
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Joined: 06 Apr 2007, 17:12
Posts: 16491
Location: Canada's zombie-infested pacific coast
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! Stallionforce wrote: Peanut butter ...hey it's a lot like pussy actually! Two great tastes that taste great together. But peanut butter and vaginal raspberry jam ... not so much.
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Divided By Zero
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Joined: 27 Oct 2009, 17:24
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! I love peanut butter. A great source of protein and a little iron;).
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Alabama_ThunderFetus
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Joined: 12 Feb 2007, 20:43
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Location: VIRGINIA
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE!
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Platoon
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Joined: 09 Jun 2003, 11:56
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE!
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Alabama_ThunderFetus
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Location: VIRGINIA
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! YOU BRING THE PEANUT BUTTER I'LL BRING MY DOG 
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Kid Rock's Penis
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Joined: 13 Sep 2005, 16:56
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Location: Not Canada
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! Stallionforce wrote: ...while the latter leans you out and sandpapers your tongue to a lizardly finish 
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Exorcist
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Joined: 09 Mar 2002, 22:00
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Location: Victoria, BC
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! Platoon wrote: I miss the weed in Victoria. Me too. I ran out last night
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Divided By Zero
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! Alabama_ThunderFetus wrote: YOU BRING THE PEANUT BUTTER I'LL BRING MY DOG Is it considered cheating if you put peanut butter on your balls and get your dog to lick it off?
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Designated Dale
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Joined: 30 Oct 2008, 01:04
Posts: 5194
Location: Hell A, CA
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! Cinnamon peanut butter FTW
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Evil Arnie
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Joined: 20 Sep 2009, 19:18
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Re: PEANUT BUTTER HOW I HATE THEE! verbalsniper wrote: Stallionforce wrote: Peanut butter ...hey it's a lot like pussy actually! Two great tastes that taste great together. But peanut butter and vaginal raspberry jam ... not so much. Ditto
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