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ingenting
Metal Guru
Joined: 13 Oct 2009, 01:03 Posts: 7459 Location: Knee deep in the beat in the land cruiser Jeep with the MAC-10 by the seat
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 New contender for most pathetic band
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| 08 May 2013, 14:09 |
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Clad In Shadows
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2002, 17:11 Posts: 20568 Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
Is this what the world has come to?
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| 08 May 2013, 14:20 |
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MapleTree
Metal Guru
Joined: 29 May 2004, 06:27 Posts: 3331 Location: OKC, OK
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| 08 May 2013, 14:25 |
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Blasphomet
Metal Guru
Joined: 24 Feb 2011, 14:26 Posts: 12381
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
album has been purchased
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| 08 May 2013, 14:26 |
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Reigning Blood
Metal Guru
Joined: 17 Nov 2008, 22:32 Posts: 2220
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So many motherfuckers wanna be like him.
He said so.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:29 |
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the heart collector
Metal Guru
Joined: 14 May 2003, 00:44 Posts: 14460
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Yeah, I'm on board. Truly awful.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:29 |
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The Mourner's Oak
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Joined: 13 Sep 2005, 10:37 Posts: 2307
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
This makes Device look like genius.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:31 |
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Blasphomet
Metal Guru
Joined: 24 Feb 2011, 14:26 Posts: 12381
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
Falling in Reverse. So is that like, standing up? Hold the phone... they are crunkcore? Wicked!  He's been rapping since he was shittin' in pampers. Serious stuff.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:31 |
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krall
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Joined: 19 Feb 2003, 00:34 Posts: 11099 Location: Shediac, N.B. Canada
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Better than Rush.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:52 |
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deathstalker
Metal Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007, 11:29 Posts: 23015 Location: off somewhere fighting the world
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
whats the song title? link is jacked on my end.
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| 08 May 2013, 14:55 |
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OptionalPlayer
Metal Guru
Joined: 28 Mar 2005, 01:51 Posts: 2450 Location: Ontario, Canada, Earth, Solar System, Orion Spur, Milky Way, Local Super Cluster
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00:30 - That's some serious walking going on.
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| 08 May 2013, 15:19 |
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SoundMaster
Metal Guru
Joined: 19 Jan 2006, 07:17 Posts: 1779
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krall wrote: Better than Rush. And Opeth. And "Death Magnetic". And reunion-era Maiden. And better than Queensryche. Both Queensryches. Did I overlook anyone? 
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| 08 May 2013, 15:19 |
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OptionalPlayer
Metal Guru
Joined: 28 Mar 2005, 01:51 Posts: 2450 Location: Ontario, Canada, Earth, Solar System, Orion Spur, Milky Way, Local Super Cluster
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Anyone else getting a "Gary Oldman in Fifth Element" vibe from the singer? 
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| 08 May 2013, 15:23 |
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Syrinx
Metal Guru
Joined: 27 Aug 2004, 21:49 Posts: 17461 Location: Peterborough, ON
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
I dunno....I think Emmure and Attack Attack might still have them beat.
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| 08 May 2013, 15:25 |
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Aaron Small
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Joined: 28 Jan 2002, 06:05 Posts: 5508 Location: Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada
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Absolute garbage!
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| 08 May 2013, 15:58 |
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President Bagel
Metal Guru
Joined: 18 Aug 2006, 03:15 Posts: 31340
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That's hilarious. 
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| 08 May 2013, 16:07 |
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Solomon Grundy
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Joined: 27 Apr 2011, 10:22 Posts: 689 Location: Nor Cal
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Syrinx wrote: I dunno....I think Emmure and Attack Attack might still have them beat. Attack Attack split up...so only Emmure now...at least until the singer gets electrocuted to death...
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| 08 May 2013, 16:17 |
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Solomon Grundy
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Joined: 27 Apr 2011, 10:22 Posts: 689 Location: Nor Cal
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
Yeah, that band needs to go die somewhere...
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| 08 May 2013, 16:21 |
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Clad In Shadows
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2002, 17:11 Posts: 20568 Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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deathstalker wrote: whats the song title? link is jacked on my end. Alone. Buy the single. It's worth it.
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| 08 May 2013, 16:24 |
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deathstalker
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007, 11:29 Posts: 23015 Location: off somewhere fighting the world
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OptionalPlayer wrote: 00:30 - That's some serious walking going on. seriously awesome.
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Rocky Dennis wrote: I'll take Taz over orbot any-day. 
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| 08 May 2013, 16:25 |
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Clad In Shadows
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2002, 17:11 Posts: 20568 Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
Syrinx wrote: I dunno....I think Emmure and Attack Attack might still have them beat. Attack Attack was the first band that popped into my head when I saw this video.
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| 08 May 2013, 16:31 |
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deathstalker
Metal Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007, 11:29 Posts: 23015 Location: off somewhere fighting the world
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
not the worst song ever, but the lyrics. oh god...the lyrics.
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Rocky Dennis wrote: I'll take Taz over orbot any-day. 
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| 08 May 2013, 16:38 |
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krall
Metal Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2003, 00:34 Posts: 11099 Location: Shediac, N.B. Canada
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SoundMaster wrote: krall wrote: Better than Rush. And Opeth. And "Death Magnetic". And reunion-era Maiden. And better than Queensryche. Both Queensryches. Did I overlook anyone?  Soundmaster, you know the score..I agree on all counts! 
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ottersnott wrote: Turbo is better.
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| 08 May 2013, 16:51 |
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Clad In Shadows
Metal Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2002, 17:11 Posts: 20568 Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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krall wrote: SoundMaster wrote: krall wrote: Better than Rush. And Opeth. And "Death Magnetic". And reunion-era Maiden. And better than Queensryche. Both Queensryches. Did I overlook anyone?  Soundmaster, you know the score..I agree on all counts!  You forgot Venom. And pre-1986 Megadeth.
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Blackjebus
Metal Guru
Joined: 30 Aug 2007, 15:41 Posts: 16782 Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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 Re: New contender for most pathetic band
Does zombieattak or Exorcist like them?
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| 08 May 2013, 17:25 |
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